Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Advanced Peep The Meme 003: "The Ineffective, Goofing Off, Incompetent, Slick" Black Government


Enter the Neoliberal Meterosexual. Watch him rub the peasantry's nose in Haitian misery with hushed voice theatrics and close up images of corpses. Listen to the wailing children and the unattended wounded. What's the message? Next Episode our dirty blond foreign correspondent will be seen rescuing a naked black baby from a gang of machete wielding cannibalistic Haitian "looters" half of whom will be wearing police uniforms.

11 comments:

Undercover Black Man said...

What's your counter-meme regarding the black government of Haiti, DV?

Nutless lapdog of the neocolonialists?

Proud vanguard against globalist hegemony?

Gimme a clue here...

Denmark Vesey said...

Props.

Strawmen.

Fronts.

Facade.

Illusion.

Mannequins to distract the peasantry.

The Haitian "government" governs much the way the leaders of the NAACP run that organization.

At the behest of its financiers.

UndaCuva are you:

1) familiar with Non Governmental Organizations?

2) If they are not "governmental" what are they?

3) Who funds them?

4) How many NGO's operate in Haiti?

5) What is the nature of the relationship of these Plantation NGO's to the "government" of Haiti?

6) Who actually ... governs Haiti?

7) Who is really responsible for the child corpse and the wailing unattended wounded that 'Super White Boy To The Rescue' videotapes and then uses those very same images to sell commercial space?

Undercover Black Man said...

4) How many NGO's operate in Haiti?

5) What is the nature of the relationship of these Plantation NGO's to the "government" of Haiti?


Ahhhhh yeaaah! Now you’re talking specifics, DV. Now you’re pointing the way to a course of direct action...

U.S. Agency for International Development out of Haiti!

World Health Organization out of Haiti!

U.N. World Food Program out of Haiti!

Red Cross out of Haiti!

Peace Corps out of Haiti!

AmeriCares out of Haiti!

C.A.R.E. out of Haiti!

Salvation Army out of Haiti!

International Christian Ministries out of Haiti!

Save the Children out of Haiti!

Food for the Hungry out of Haiti!

Flying Doctors of America out of Haiti!

Human Rights Watch out of Haiti!

I feel you, brah. That’s exactly what Haitians need. To rise up and run those usurpers OUT!

Denmark Vesey said...

"I feel you, brah. That’s exactly what Haitians need. To rise up and run those usurpers OUT!" UBM

Well, we'll get to that later.

First, let us acknowledge that your little List of Organizations with Cute Benevolent Names & Acronyms are the TRUE GOVERNORS of Haiti.

Not a handful of brothers sitting in a collapsed building behind a police station. The President of Haiti is riding around the island on a scooter. With a flag on the handle bars. WTF is he 'governing'?

"World Health Organization" .... nigga please.

Does the world look "Healthy" to you?

Are they incompetent?

Has AIDS increased around the world or decreased?

What's the cancer rate doing?

Is diabetes going up or down around the world?

Is the "World Health Organization" really any more competent than is the Haitian Legislature?

Undercover Black Man said...

^ Don't just stick with the Socratic static, Denmark. Just when you've hit upon a mode of praxis!

All NGOs... OUT OF HAITI!! HAITI FOR THE HAITIANS!!

Starting today.

Denmark Vesey said...

Nah.

um um.

Just let the meme dissolve in your mouth for a minute.

The NGO'S ... REALLY ... RUN HAITI.

Not the old pathetic black men sitting in a collapsed building.

Agreed?

They are governmental equivalents of nightwatchmen.

They are the Professionally Blamed.

All that is bad about Haiti is placed at their feet.

All that is good about Haiti. The heroism. The saved child. The rescued mother under rubble is attributed to Massa with glowing images and commentary about common sense European efficiency.

LOL. You like that shit don't you UB?

Undercover Black Man said...

^ I'm not getting you, Denmark. You mad at the whiteboys because they're good at disaster response and emergency medicine?

Or you just mad at the media for taking pictures of 'em?

Would you have been happier if all them white firefighters would've sat this one out?

Shit, nigga... why didn't you go over there and dig some old ladies out of the rubble? They woulda put you on TV too!

Denmark Vesey said...

Uh ooooohhhh ...

lol.

Ubeeeeeeeeeee

Not with the bitch move.

Come on magne. You and me know better than that.

You can pull that bait n switch shit on them squares. But not DV.

Let's back up muhfuggah.

Don't get scared now.

WHO ACTUALLY GOVERNS HAITI ... Unda Cuva Bwak Mayn!?

Who __________________ ?



{That crashing sound in the background is UBM's entire worldview}

Undercover Black Man said...

^ I thought that sound was your forearm snapping in this game of Memetic Arm Wrestling.

Denmark Vesey said...

LOL ... shiiiiiiiit.

suckafree said...

Medecins Sans Frontieres MSF has complained that a fifth planeload of its emergency medical aid for earthquake survivors was denied permission to land at the US-run airport in Haiti's capital on Tuesday.

The Paris-based medical humanitarian organisation said the cargo plane carrying 12 tons of drugs, surgical supplies and two dialysis machines was turned away three times and diverted to the neighbouring Dominican Republic.