Monday, November 08, 2010

Michael Vick Hires Denmark Vesey As His Agent

"Man. Look. Fuck them dogs. Point blank. Fuck them dogs. I killed two dogs? So what. The same hamburger eatin' muhfuggahs who sent me to prison kill 2 million cows a week. The government pardoned cats who, for all intents and purposes, tricked this country into war. 6,000 dead American soldiers. Over 1 million dead Iraqis. 0 WMD's. Them dudes walk but I do two years for some dogs?

Man. Fuck them dogs. They abort 115,000 human lives a day in this country. Set up abortion clinics in the hood like funnels. But they send me to jail for two years over two pitbulls? Man, get the fuck out a here with that shit.

And I'm going to tell ya'll right now. I'm here to play football. That's it. Don't expect me to be apologizing every 15 fucking minutes. And I dare any 1 of you little faggoty PETA motherfuckers to put your hands on me."

MV should have listened to DV.

14 comments:

Big Don said...

Woof...!!

makheru bradley said...

I suppose they'll be running a lot of wildcat in Philly.

Anonymous said...

Vick, Snoop and DMX should team up for a single and let Kanye produce. Have Vick at the Snooper Bowl with the youngn's and all dat shit.

Call it "Where my dogg's at? 3.0"

or

"What they really want? part 2"

Philly's about to act a complete azz. Vick in space is t.r.o.u.b.l.e

KP

Anonymous said...

...they can snatch this beat up again as a hat tip to N.W.A. gangsta shit. its soft enough to cross over, easy to recall...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4-yFdmb99M

KP

Anonymous said...

Vick's biggest crime: being stupid. You make millions of dollars a year and you are in the public spotlight and you have a dog fighting ring. You can take some people out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of some people.

Sasha said...

DV, you need a "like" button. I would click it right it now. :-)

T.A.N. Man said...

That's what I would've said--after I got out.

Denmark Vesey said...

Thank you Sasha. If you had a like button, I'd push it too.

makheru bradley said...

Jeffrey Lurie has given Donovan McNabb a lot of offensive weapons.

LeSean McCoy is a beast.

It's now or never for Donovan.

Sasha said...

LOL! Thank you, DV. :-)

makheru bradley said...

I should add that the thought of Michael Vick running the “wildcat” in Philly will generate numerous nightmares for NFC East defensive coordinators.

These weapons at Donovan’s disposal have to be the equivalent of an offensive coordinator's "wet dream" with Pam Grier or Stacey Dash.

GDAWG said...

Most of the yahoos complaining about Vick are effing hypocrites.For example, 99% are NOT vegetarians, thereby allow the slaughtering "animals" like madmen for their consumption, they allow rodeos without a peep......!
I mean get a phucking life you effing losers.

fukamericansyo said...

Most Americans are idiotic "cutearians."

They only have a problem with animals being abused or slaughtered if it's "cute." Like a dog, cat or bunny.

Not a cow, pig or chicken.

The real sickening double-standard here is how they deem a cow worth less than a dog simply because it is not as cute.

Anonymous said...

yeah, micheal vick for mvp.
vick is playing his ass off!
best qb of all time, hands down.