Undercover Black Man said... 
DV... hung up on the cats named Levy and the fags and the Luminati. Don't believe shit he see on TV 'cept the rappers he be jockin' on BET. Get his ass tapped daily by DMG and still think he deep enough to fuck with me! Yo DV, go eat your veg-gies while I grub on some scrapple and head cheese. Yeah, I might get cardiovascular disease, but when I die they'll still be talkin' 'bout me and that article I wrote about PE. And my days on "ER" and "NYPD." And the show I created for NBC. And other shit you can read about on IMDb. So be glad we kickin' it digitally. In real life, you'd be fetchin' my Snapple iced tea!Denmark Vesey said ...
Kingpins was sweet.
I bought the DVD,
when my son was ‘bout three.
It became a frisbee in about 2 weeks.
When you die, I keep living.
You see
my seed is me.
Stop actin’ like you don’t like it here dude,
you here more than me.
.
See,
Even Plantation Negros feel my philosophy.
Learn more here than you did in University.
In reality DV
need to be,
chargin’ cats a fee.
Congratulations on your plantation g.i.g. Very few brothers can say they ever worked for NBC. Must really make it hard to see Lee V. When your salary is dependent on not seeing Lee V.
Not knockin’ it man. But the shit aint for me.
Articles about PE
or a mention in IMDB.
Is it really enough if a cat aint free?
Free to see the reality
that the he was taught a version of history
by a cat named Levy
which keeps him working for NBC
instead of being NBC?
Suckin’ on vaccines that give Africans HIV?
Risking war for Tel Aviv
chasing fake WMD’s?
Replacing God with Nietzsche?
Replacing God with Lee V?
Ahh man. Why you want to start with me?
You don’t really want to be free.
Big Ups on W.I.R.E.
probably the best written show ever on T.V.
I grew up in the streets of East B.
First show to tap into the complexity and humanity
of that forgotten city.
.
.
15 comments:
What's this... 8mile?
(Actually, both were nice.)
The funny thing is that some people think this is Ali-Fraizer when in reality it's just some brotha's from the block engaged in those old slap-boxing sessions in the street that were had back in the day.
The only ones who got mad are the ones who got tagged too hard or too often.
Otherwise - it's just brotha's sharpening their skills with equally skilled opponents.
("Dude, you here more than me." - Funny as hell.)
No one can deny that DV approaches blogging like an art form.
Thanks UB. I'd like to think that draws artists.
Nowhere else on the internet will you find posts about Lil Wayne, dissertations about GMO, sexy pics of half nekkid womens and breakdowns of the illuminati power structure all in the same place.
Def my fave place to hang on teh intarwub.
From the post ""I'm Not A Black MD"", Sept 5 2009:
CNu:
rotflmbao...,
If I should die tomorrow David, hundreds would turn out for my funeral.
Should the same fate befall you, your absence would go unnoticed until the stench reached your neighbors nostrils....,
Undercover Black Man:
^ Dude... when I die, it'll be reported in newspapers.
I'm kind of a big deal.
Anonymous:
^^ Dude ... who reads newspapers?
Undercover Black Man:
^ Touché.
Michael Fisher:
Here lies David Mills. He lived and died by his dictum:
"I can say that it's quite conceivable that my quality of life -- not to mention my opportunities to shape my destiny -- would be better as literate chattel than as an illiterate free person."
Undercover Black Man:
Dictum? I hardly knew, him.
Michael Fisher:
Dictum? Dickdom.
LMAO!!
"Kingpins was sweet. I bought the DVD when my son was ‘bout three. It became a frisbee in about 2 weeks."
"Kingpins was sweet. I bought the DVD when my son was ‘bout three. It became a frisbee in about 2 weeks."-DV
I know, right Ces. Classic DV. Organic Beets, Rhymes and Life.
haunting. indeed.
David called me a cockroach .. called him a one drop rule brother he said I was late wuth that driveby he was already Undercover Black Man..
I went to David's tribute at the WGA. It was held a year after he passed. His loss still resonates. Every time I come up in here I wish he was still slapboxing with DV. Ali/Frazier indeed.
Odd...
I thought of Mills while I was ordering the Ham, Fried Chicken, BBQ Ribs (Beef and Pork), Pig Feet and Chitterlings to be served at the club for New years Eve.
Whaaat?????
I'm shocked you didn't think of DV and have that event catered by Whole Foods. They woulda hooked you up with kale, sprouts, celery, wild black African quinoa, carrots, ginger, cauliflower, bottles of first-pressed organic Greek olive oil, cumin, tumeric, bananas, nectarines, avocados, onions, wild talapia, fresh spinach linguine, tomatoes, gluten-free chia seed muffins, bok choy, string beans, fresh pesto, limes, and pink salt.
You coulda called it The Blackest New Years Eve event in Beaumont.
Awww RIP Undercover Black Man. Always good for a laugh. I enjoyed the back and forth.
@ SeeNew - I'm in the hood A LOT. I don't eat like that everyday - actually, not often at all. But for New Years Eve... I had to hook some brotha's up. I'm more likely to die by getting jacked than I am from going out like Mills.
BTW - My Super Bowl party is being billed as 'Remy & Ribs' Sponsored by a local tax services company and my liqour reps, and hosted by former NFL players who are bringing current cheerleaders.
I'm all for being healthy but it ain't worth all that.
"Remy and Ribs".., SMDH - ta loco?!?!
The Plantation controls negros with food.
Accept no substitutes!
Post a Comment