Tuesday, June 02, 2009

The DV Race Test

Are you a connoisseur of women?

This woman is from which country?


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Aight. Aight. Another shot. Double or nothing. This woman is from which country?


OK. OK. Last one.

Let's see who got game. This woman is from where?

30 comments:

Undercover Black Man said...

Philippines?

Denmark Vesey said...

That's what I thought. But nah.

Anonymous said...

thailand?

IWonderAsIWander said...

I eat them for breakfast.

Indonesia.

niggerachi said...

mexcan

Denmark Vesey said...

Nah,
nah,
and
not a bad guess. but nah.

Michael Fisher said...

What, Mills the expert on what Asians, blacks, and whites are can't tell what "racial group" this woman is from?

Undercover Black Man said...

^ DV didn't ask what "racial group" this woman is from.

Denmark Vesey said...

Mills is right.

But it does kind of beg the question.

I actually think this chick may transcend the relatively low level concept of "race".

Big Wayne said...

Trick question.

There is absolutely no way possible to determine what country this woman is from, by strictly analyzing this photo.

She probably lives around the block from you.

Pink said...

I'm gonna guess she's Trini.

Denmark Vesey said...

Hey Pink. Nah. Not Trini.

Niggerachi was closest.

She is Puerto Rican. Sbe lives in Old San Juan. Her name is Dynel Soto.

Undercover Black Man said...

^ Half-Chinese, though, right?

Denmark Vesey said...

I aint hip Mills. Though it looks like it, I doubt it.

Puerto Ricans didn't have that chinese influx like Jamaica.

Michael Fisher said...

Well, what "racial group" is she from then, Mills?

Michael Fisher said...

BTW, DV. Your pic is called "racetest.jpg"".

Denmark Vesey said...

Actually Fisher is right. As evidenced by the title of the post.

Mahndisa S. Rigmaiden said...

DV: You cannot tell because you cannot see her eyes. If her eye whites look more yellow then white, then I might think she is from a certain part of the world...

Denmark Vesey said...

Ooohh ...

Sista Mahndisa makes a point. Very true.

OK. Fair enough.

This woman is from Israel.

Constructive Feedback said...

Brother Vesey:

Do you make a distinction between "What country this person if from/born in"

and

"What is this person's genetic ancestry?"

There are Black Italians that are 4th or 5th generation removed from their ancestor's land of origin. They maintain the essential character traits as defined by their genetics.

Their "nation of origin", however is not expressed from one's assumptions about how "Italians" look, for example.

Denmark Vesey said...

That's interesting Feedback.

Please share a link to one of these 5th generation black Italians.

GDAWG said...

Indonesia and South Africa, respectively.

Denmark Vesey said...

Dawg! Where you been man?

Nah bra. Puerto Rico and Israel.

Threw me too.

Undercover Black Man said...

DV, I don't know about black Italians. But here go some black Mexicans (or afromexicanos).

CNu said...

that's blaxicans David

and jes plain gahdiggidydayyum on the treasure trail and pubic afro on that bottom one...., a brutha needs to put a little ultrasheen on that and braid it up for her.

Denmark Vesey said...

"and jes plain gahdiggidydayyum" CNu


LOL.

Best Phonetic Dialect of The Year Award

pink said...

seriously is that a weave??? that can't be sanitary... she probably smells like raw sewage. I have no guess on the country...

uglyblackjohn said...

Isreal? Really?
I'da guessed No. California (The sunflower and poontashfro).

CNu said...

lol@poontashfro.....,

Denmark Vesey said...

LOL. Black John!!

What's up man?

Sista with the bush is from Curacao.