Seriously I have a whole theory about this that ends with most men being gay and the straight men being in the closet but the theory spans about 25 years. Our roles are slowly switching. Men now say things to women like "so when you gonna take me out?" Seriously, I've been asked that question countless times. They want to be treated like princesses. They say they want an "independant woman" but what they really want is going to go from wanting to be taken care of like a woman, to wanting to be taken care of like a woman but by a man...
Friday, May 29, 2009
The Bitchification of American Men Continues - NWO Won't Be Satisfied Till Everybody Is A Broad
Pink said...
Seriously I have a whole theory about this that ends with most men being gay and the straight men being in the closet but the theory spans about 25 years. Our roles are slowly switching. Men now say things to women like "so when you gonna take me out?" Seriously, I've been asked that question countless times. They want to be treated like princesses. They say they want an "independant woman" but what they really want is going to go from wanting to be taken care of like a woman, to wanting to be taken care of like a woman but by a man...
Seriously I have a whole theory about this that ends with most men being gay and the straight men being in the closet but the theory spans about 25 years. Our roles are slowly switching. Men now say things to women like "so when you gonna take me out?" Seriously, I've been asked that question countless times. They want to be treated like princesses. They say they want an "independant woman" but what they really want is going to go from wanting to be taken care of like a woman, to wanting to be taken care of like a woman but by a man...
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Seriously I have a whole theory about this that ends with most men being gay and the straight men being in the closet but the theory spans about 25 years. Our roles are slowly switching. Men now say things to women like "so when you gonna take me out?" Seriously, I've been asked that question countless times. They want to be treated like princesses. They say they want an "independant woman" but what they really want is going to go from wanting to be taken care of like a woman, to wanting to be taken care of like a woman but by a man...
DV, my brotha. I'm a little worried now. I'm starting to think I'm becoming a bitch. First the shoes at the airport and now this?
Please consider the following:
A. I enjoy having my balls sucked licked and hummed upon and fondled.
B. The individual performing such aformentioned humming licking and sucking and fondling prefers to humm lick and suck on smooth balls as opposed to hairy balls.
C. I acquiesce, especially considering that I couldn't even sniff the pink taco if the shredded lettuce was falling out of the shell.
Has the NWO bitchified me unbeknownst to... me?
I'm worried, bruh. You gotta help me out.
Do your female contributors think less of a man who is let's just say..."groomed"? Not bald chicken, just groomed?
What up Big Wayne!?!
Now look Negro. I aint going to sit up here and discuss with you how you should maintain your balls or the hazards of testicle licking.
The organized meme sponsored by Gillette to encourage men to adapt the grooming habits of women is a bigger issue then your occasional oral sex fantasies.
What's next, Male tampons to maintain that "fresh" just showered feeling?
I'm wondering about Pink's comments.
I think it's more about men looking for somebody to treat them like their mommas.
Lots of these cats grew up with their mommas catering to them like little princes. They've been manlings far longer than they've been men.
But, excuse me if I don't feel too bad for these chicks either. A lot of them were onboard the whole "equality" movement, but they seemed to want to be more equal than others. After all, what's wrong with a man asking you to take him out if you make as much money as him, and are his equal in every way? Gotta make up you mind, I say.
Man Big Bro,
I feel a lot better now.
Thank you.
Big Wayne: "I acquiesce, especially considering that I couldn't even sniff the pink taco if the shredded lettuce was falling out of the shell"
Seriously, what does that even mean????
As for your testicle situation, I'm fine with some manscaping, just don't go overboard and don't obsess over it. As a matter of fact don't talk about it at all. And do it yourself, don't go to a spa or something.
Big Man, I'm not sure if I was clear on the fact that these are men that I am not dating. This a "man" asking me for a first date and thinking that I should take him out. If I were into that sort of thing I would just go ahead and become a lesbian. It's not about money, I just prefer a man with the type of self-respect that wouldn't allow him to sit back like the Queen of Sheba while a first date picks up a check.
No hair. No Head.
skrate narshty....,
(truth be known, I've always and exclusively luv, luv, luv'd me some hairy-assed wimmin. full lips and a treasure trail are the baselines of feminine sex appeal.)
the extra testosterone in a woman's body signified by a robust treasure trail is a strong indicator of our potential pleasure scale...,
Lawegohard--are you growing hair?
Gotdamn, DV, see what you started here. Bwaaaaaaa...
I'm pretty sure Lawegohard is a female. If so, smart chick... I like your style.
Where are the likes of cute azz pink finding these mark brand negroes?
Pink - It sounds like Big Wayne wants to be shined up regularly without reciprocating... EVER.
KP
^ I am a girl. I have to wear a bikini in 10days so I'll be groomed for that. Like Pink, I like maintenance for everybody's gardens, but what turns me on and gets me, well on my knees, is masculinity. LOL
Nigga if you shave your balls, youz a bitch in my book. No ifs ands or buts.
Pink, that was the dopest shet ever written. Damn!
Big J
rotflmbao....,
reciprocating " rotflmbao....,"
Me too.
" Pink - It sounds like Big Wayne wants to be shined up regularly without reciprocating... EVER." -KP
(Siiiigh)
"reciprocating" as in.... I do you. You do me? Wow, KP. Is "reciprocation of sexual favors" the extent to which your sexual development has progressed? Is KP "reciprocating sexual favors" in his parents' home before they get home from work? Dude, I'll let that ride because you always been good with me.
When you are ready to embark upon a journey, a journey which will ultimately lead you to enlightenment of infinite levels and unspoken nuances of the phenomenon that is the male / female interaction, up to and including the physical aspects of such, meet me at my LAX workshop called "Game's Recognition of Itself". You'll thank me. Until then, my man......You don't want it with Big Wayne.
" Nigga if you shave your balls, youz a bitch in my book. No ifs ands or buts." -The slave 2 photos up.
What if you found out MLK Shaved his balls?
Or the Pope?
What about the Buddha?
Dude was bald. How you know he wasn't bald...down\/there. You wouldn't bet your savings on it ;
Dalai Lama?
Or Jesus?
What if Colonized Mind shaved his balls?
Better yet, let me say this in a way that you will definitely understand.
What if Harold Ford shaved his balls.
"What if Harold Ford shaved his balls."
ROFLMAOYUCK!
Thanks Big J, but I don't know where this "bitchification" leaves women that are attracted to more masculine men. I had a guy tell me the other day that he doesn't do things like paint walls or fix things around the house because he can call someone to do it. "I'm too white collar for that"... I'm seriously embarrassed for these men. But soon they'll all be fucking each other so I guess it won't be my problem anymore.
Big Wayne, the only person that really needs to be concerned about what's going on between your legs, is the person that is going between your legs.
I dated this dumb-ass fireman once who wanted me to cut some ridiculous design in my hair. So I cut him.
Pink, I'm loving your comments, ma!
Here's another anecdote about bitchassness:
A while back, I almost got caught up in some weird love triangle between friends. Eventually, I realized these dudes just want to smash each other. So I pulled the f- out. It may have just been competition or sport, but I can't understand the fascination with wanting to f*ck the same girl your man's f*cked. They were too into it like it was an episode of "Gossip Girl". I could smell something when one wanted mad details about the other.
" Big Wayne, the only person that really needs to be concerned about what's going on between your legs, is the person that is going between your legs. "
Hells yeah LA. Finally someone with some effing sense. My man Iwonder hit me on text last night tellin me how gay I was for having my balls shaved. So I say let's explore this.
Dude A gets his balls shaved for, not only, his and his woman's sexual pleasures, but hygenically it's cleaner.
Dude B is so convicted about the fashion in which Dude A grooms his own balls that he publically takes a stance..any stance!
Poll question of the day:
Who is more likely gay?
Dude A
or
Dude B?
Big wayne - relax. u must be tender from open pores all up in the nutsak region.
KP
Both ya'll muhfuggas soundin' little suspect to me homey.
He called you talk about your balls?
And ya'll had a conversation.
Now you tryin' to conduct a poll?
Where you think you at? TruthOrDare.com?
Big Wayne. You know you my boy. But enough of you jumpin up in the thread discussing Dude A Dude B's balls.
Lawegohard. Sista, you right on the money.
Cats overly enthusiastic to share a woman are gay as capris pants.
Aight KP. I was mostly clowning. You always been good with me.
And DV...I thought it was all love here at DV.net.
"He called you talk about your balls? And ya'll had a conversation."
Well actually it was a text and it went like this.
You shave your balls, you're a fucking fag.
Fuckoff punk I taught you everything you know about women
Not really a conversation.
" Big Wayne. You know you my boy. But enough of you jumpin up in the thread discussing Dude A Dude B's balls."
Ehh...well. Technically, I only discussed what I do with my own balls. I only offered hypotheticals to make a point.
But more importantly, I thought my main man DV separated himself and his domain from many others by never censoring or shutting down a topic. Not only are you censoring and silencing your boy, but you are doing so on a topic which appeared on your blog, a topic which you, yourself, raised. How is Big Wayne out of pocket for speaking on it?
My bottom line here, I guess, is contrary to yours. That being cutting one's body hair does not a faggot make. A pretty "cocoa butter brother" like you should certainly understand that. ( Wait. I just called you pretty. Gatdamit. Mental note. Lift extra weights today)
Where does DV set his standard?
You might never speak to me again if I told you that I clip my toenails. (I know. I know. Real men bite them.)
Or that I clean my face with a $30 cleanser.
Or that I am a chapstick junkee.
Or that I Carry a bottle of YSL in the car at all times. ( I know I know. Real men emit pheremones. Only fags use artificial chemical concoctions)
Or wear cuff links daily. (Im a puss I know)
And I hate dirty fingernails. ( I know real men try to keep their nails as filthy as possible. Women dig that. So do clients)
And love Thai massage. (Further bitchification of me by the NWO)
Let me get this straight:
Homo Gestapo....Open Season.
Jewish Gestapo.....All day.
GSBS......Every day.
Lil Wayne who kisses other men....bigger than Jesus here.
Killing Babies....No Prob
Killing the doc who kills babies....76 posts.
But the discussion of personal hygeine has no place at DV.net?
Surely I must be missing something here.
Finally, have the lines of masculinity become so skewed to us (by "us" I mean "you") that any interaction with another man outside of sporting events, ogling women, or competing (physically, financially, or intellectually) is...gay or bitchmade?
I cover cats like this in week six of my workshop. I affectionately call them bull queers. You can spot them easily because they are the ones who are the quickest to judge and who protest the loudest.
"Well actually it was a text and it went like this.
You shave your balls, you're a fucking fag.
Fuckoff punk I taught you everything you know about women
Not really a conversation." BW
LOL. That's funny man.
Big Wayne.
Bra. You can spray your balls witch hazel. Swab them with BBQ sauce. Soak them in pickle juice. Rinse them in hydrogen peroxide, get them muhfuggah's Simonized and topped off with a coat of Armor All.
It's all good. It aint none of my business. And it don't mean you gay.
But you aint gotta keep my posted with Status Updates. Like this thread is "Twitter for Wayne's Nuts".
You on some "What Are Wayne's Balls Doing Right Now" in 140 characters or less shit.
Tell my about the new Princess and let these De Facto Homos who like pussy but don't like girls enough to marry one know what they are missing.
LMBAO! DV, I just spit my chicken ceasar sandwich all over my keyboard. Now THAT was some funny isht. Ahhhhhhhh. BBQ sauce. I'm still rollin. Now that's the DV I know. The princess is amazing. 9 months and walking...well 3 steps max but hey I call it walking. 2 teeth. 2 more will break through within a week. By far the best thing I have ever been a part of. The queen is fabulous. And the king is about to embark on probably the biggest career move he ever has. A huge gamble, but if shit goes right, I'll never work again. It's not work if you love what you do, right?
___________
" Men now say things to women like "so when you gonna take me out?" Seriously, I've been asked that question countless times." -Pink
What up Pink, While your interpretation of this may be somewhat rooted in truth, allow me to offer another interpretation.
While this approach certainly does not display confidence, although it was designed to offer the appearance of exactly that, it doesn't necessarily make the purveyors of such an approach faggots. Just insecure. Quite simply, it's a line. It's a way for a somewhat insecure cat to broach the topic of spending some time with you. But to approach you directly with, "Hey, I'd like to take you out" opens them up to the dreaded "R" word. Rejection. Rejection can kill a man's esteem. It has done so many times before.
By approaching you in the way they do, this allows them to feel you out when you respond.
Exempli gratia..If you respond with "Hells no nucka!" It's easier to walk away. Esteem intact. If you respond with "When are YOU gonna take ME out?" They are now more comfortable to approach you properly, as you have now shown that the payer of the bill is the only impedement to such an excursion. I'd bet that most of those dudes would not turn down an opportunity to hang with you merely because you maintain traditional values.
It's a pretty simple and old tactic. You just have to understand the nuances of male/female interaction to identify it. Have I mentioned that I host a workshop near LAX called, "Game's Recognition of Itself"? Eight weeks. $65 per session, but for you the 1st hit is free. Right now I'm 80% male attendees, but 6 months ago it was 100%. My female population is growing. I'm predicting 50/50 by the end of 2010.
If you're ever in LA, drop in. Gimme 15 mins. If I haven't captured you within those 15 mins, Walk out then bash me on DV.net.
Big Wayne, one more mention of your balls is going to require a photo exhibit and I'm sure that will get you banned from dv.net.
That approach may be the sign of low self-esteem, I don't know. But for me confidence is the most important trait so I would never respond with anything else but "fuck out of here". It's not even going to open up a discussion for me. I'll try to think about it your way briefly but I really think that when they say that, they really do just mean that they want to go out with me but they don't want to pay the bill. And if that's the case I would rather them suggest something that is creatively free. I don't anticipate being in LA but if I ever am I will definitely attend the workshop because that sounds really interesting.
Lawegohard, you're making me think that the men in LA are no better than the men in Boston! So maybe the problem isn't geographical which is what I was thinking.
I wanta' see if Big Wayne, is really you know, Big? LOL
Pink, I don't know what to tell you about these LA cats. I have pretty good luck with 'em, but I'm sorta' retired for now. I saw your pic, you're a dime sure to impress.
Another Bitch ass nigga story Part II:
Some wanta' be pimp dude out here, wrote me a letter like I was his penpal. The shit was A-Z about the date and how I made him mad taking too long to order. What's really fucked up is, because I wouldn't blow him at the end of the meal, he stopped endorsing me.
The funny thing is I didn't blow him, because I had so much respect for this nigga' that I couldn't see putting his penis in my mouth. I should also point out, I'm a germaphobe and he kept talking about random white girls.
DV, another set of XXXL Capri pants for this dude.
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