Nah Mills. I don't think "homeopathy" is any crazier than walking around with 12 pounds of undigested factory raised meat in your colon, festering like gangrene and hoping Obama's "National Health Care" plan is going to save your ass from the inevitable onslaught of diabetes / cancer. Muhfuggas nibbling on bee pollen and collodial silver make much more sense to me than Star Jones look-a-likes poppin pregabalin and glipizide release tablets.
Undercover Black Man said ...
Goodness gracious, is there any hoax you haven't fallen for?
I had a colonoscopy a couple years ago. Ever had one, DV? They give you laxatives to take for a day or two prior. Then they insert a camera up into your colon.
In my case, they found a few polyps. You know what they didn't find? Twelve pounds of undigested meat. I have lately been tickled crazy at the "colon-cleansing" quacks who advertise on the radio, talking about up to 25 pounds of waste stuck to the walls of your colon "like spackle or paste."
It's simply make-believe, DV. And if you can find me some colonoscopy footage revealing pounds of feces stuck to colon walls, I'll give you $100. Colon cleansing is a scam. I hope you haven't spent much money on it.
Denmark Vesey said ...
Yes, yes of course Mills. Homeboy in the above image has a colon completely free of undigested meat. Just a few ... polyps.Think Mills. Think. How. In. The. Fuck. Can. A. Muhfuggah, be 50 pounds overweight. And. Not. Have. Undigested Meat In Their Intestines?
Industrialized Plantation Medicine is a scam Mills. Them prescription drugs are effecting your mind homey. You have been suckered into a conformist cult that hinders your ability to comprehend the obvious.
You think a medical quack with a degree sticking a video camera up your ass is more legitimate than someone flushing your colon with a saline solution? What you pay for that procedure, $2,500? Do you really think bombarding the body with RADIATION to kill cancer cells makes more sense than eating an alkaline diet and cleansing the body? No wonder Negros are dropping dead of cancer and diabetes like flies. You can take a man off the plantation but you can't take the plantation out of a man.
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couldnt get past that bing blimp i mean white stomach folk
My belly wasn't that big when I was pregnant. LOL!!
Think Mills. Think. How. In. The. Fuck. Can. A. Muhfuggah, be 50 pounds overweight. And. Not. Have. Undigested Meat In Their Intestines?
As compelling as that argument is, DV, I must counter. Consider this: How come having 12 pounds of undigested meat in the intestines DOESN'T CAUSE A BOWEL OBSTRUCTION?
I'm 50 pounds overweight and I shit like a motherfucker. I'm like a frozen custard machine. And, as I said earlier, the camera's been up my ass; overweight or not, there is no impacted feces in me. Colonoscope don't lie.
Intestinal blockage is serious business, broseph. Can be a life-threatening medical emergency.
And low on the list of causes of intestinal obstruction is "impacted feces." Check out Snopes.com for the story of an Israeli man who went to the hospital in severe pain after several days of constipation. When doctors removed the impacted feces, guess how much it weighed?
Sure as hell wasn't 12 pounds.
Lol, you trust these greedy schmucks?
In 2002, the combined profits ($35.9 billion) of the ten largest drug companies in the Fortune 500 were more than the combined profits ($33.7 billion) of the remaining 490 companies together
AMA was dictatorially led for the first half of the twentieth century by George H. Simmons, MD (1852-1937) and his protégé, Morris Fishbein, MD (1889-1976).
Royal Raymond Rife, a scientific genius, had a cure for cancer in 1929 using "rife radio frequencies" It was tested on patients in southern California and proved it worked. On November 20, 1931, forty-four of the nation's most respected medical authorities honored Royal Rife with a banquet billed as The End To All Diseases at the Pasadena estate of Dr. Milbank Johnson. Morris Fishbien, a Zionist and hatemonger, destroyed Rife and many others that followed him so he and his criminal friends could make money selling ineffective pharmaceuticals.
I think allopathic med does have some good diagnostic technology and hygienic procedures, but I am very selective about those aspects that I cherry-pick out. The bulk of what I use is all naturopathic.
And yes, I've had a colonic too. I can't prove it removed impacted feces, but it did soften my whole stomach area...so it did do something.
^ I didn't say colonic, I said "colonoscopy."
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I'm 50 pounds overweight and I shit like a motherfucker. I'm like a frozen custard machine. And, as I said earlier, the camera's been up my ass; overweight or not, there is no impacted feces in me. Colonoscope don't lie."
AGhhh!!!
That's hilarious Mills. I feel you man.
"And low on the list of causes of intestinal obstruction is "impacted feces." UBM
Blockage. Expect a muhfuggah to just explode one day huh? Blockage, becomes Leakage and Leakage becomes Cancer.
Peep,
From your mouth to your ass is about 32 feet of digestive system. Your intestines should be about the diameter of your big toe.
Partner, at 50 pounds overweight, your intestines are probably the size of your forearm.
Here's how it works:
Denmark Vesey Style.
1) Go to Home Depot
2) Buy a 30 foot long garden hose
3) Buy a Tuna Fish Sandwhich at 711.
4) Take a bite. Chew it, but don't swallow.
5) Spit that bite down one end of the garden hose.
6) Continue until the entire sandwich has been chewed and spit into the hose.
7) take your hands and squeeze the exterior of the hose and work the contents towards the opposite end.
8) When you get halfway, stop and order a Pad Thai Noodle with chicken and shrimp.
9) Take a bite and spit it into the hose
10) Work the pad thai down the hose towards the tuna
11) When you get half-way stop. Go to Starbucks and get a Frappacino and a slice of pumpkin bread.
12) Chew and spit. Work it down the hose towards the pad thai and tuna.
Now do that everyday.
For 30 years.
Whatever is caked up inside that hose is what's hanging over your belt right now.
Colonscoponectomy or no colonscoponectomy.
To me, waiting for it to leak and THEN GETTING RADIATION TREATMENTS and BUYING $ PILLS FROM PFIZER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ... is really the hoax.
^ Let me try one last mental exercise, DV. I weigh 250. You suggest I've got 12 pounds of undigested meat in my guts.
Tell me something... what's the average weight of a newborn baby?
I'll tell you. It's 7 pounds.
I'm not saying I look good, DV. But I sure as hell don't look 9 months pregnant with twins.
Mills, how many women you know gain "7 pounds" while pregnant?
What you think, they give birth and pop right back to what weighed when they got pregnant?
aight look.
What you think it is Mills, keeping your stomach from being flat?
You say it can't be undigested food.
I saw what else can it be?
I saw what else can it be?
Ummm... subcutaneous fat?
Ummm... subcutaneous fat?
What's more "undigested food" than "subcutaneous fat"?
^ Well, subcutaneous means under the skin, and I thought you were talking about my intestinal walls. When fat is "digested," it turns into adipose tissue, and that's what I be packin'... nothing "undigested" about it.
And yes, I've had a colonic too. I can't prove it removed impacted feces, but it did soften my whole stomach area...so it did do something.
I wonder if the leather-clad reptiles thoroughly probed, lubed, and fisted old Burd-die - before they each irrigated him with bladders full of warm, salty, asparagus tainted "solution"?
rotflmbao....,
I wonder if the leather-clad reptiles thoroughly probed, lubed, and fisted old Burd-die - before they each irrigated him with bladders full of warm, salty, asparagus tainted "solution"?
ha!
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Gracious.
We need you on the right side of this one, DV. Where's your skepticism when it counts?
Oh, and you know what else? If we're walking around with 10 to 20 lbs. of impacted feces in us... that means we die with it in us too, right?
So whose job is it to clean all that waste out whilst preparing a body for funeral? The mortician, right?
DV, if you can find me any reliable information on the internets from a mortician talking about removing innards laden with 10 to 20 pounds of impacted feces or "undigested meat" or whatever... I'll give you $200.
If you can't find such information from a mortician... then will you consider the possibility that you're wrong about this??
DV - well you can kiss all your hopes of more alternative health options away - cuz team Obama/Tom Daschle are about to change our healthcare system to go totally Big Bro:
The bill’s health rules will affect “every individual in the United States” (445, 454, 479). Your medical treatments will be tracked electronically by a federal system. Having electronic medical records at your fingertips, easily transferred to a hospital, is beneficial. It will help avoid duplicate tests and errors.
But the bill goes further. One new bureaucracy, the National Coordinator of Health Information Technology, will monitor treatments to make sure your doctor is doing what the federal government deems appropriate and cost effective. The goal is to reduce costs and “guide” your doctor’s decisions (442, 446). These provisions in the stimulus bill are virtually identical to what Daschle prescribed in his 2008 book, “Critical: What We Can Do About the Health-Care Crisis.” According to Daschle, doctors have to give up autonomy and “learn to operate less like solo practitioners.”
IOW - Complete loss of medical privacy. Everything gets tracked and controlled by the Feds. And all doctors and patients must march in lockstep with the medical mafia. No more personal autonomy. Renegade doctors will be penalized. You WILL be shot up and injected with toxins like a human voodoo doll.
Congrats. Still "God's Son?" Or false prophet, suckas!
moron turd-die commenting yet again on a topic about which he knows absolutely nothing.
a panoptic overview of your allegedly private information has long been available to the Federal Government. In fact, if you consult the Federal Register, you can see exactly which systems of record track the minutiae of your utterly trivial life.
that the government seeks to implement clinical pathways as part of the EMI is not a bad thing, rather, it's a means of implementing standardized and JCAHO compliant treatment regiments consistent with best practices.
that such efforts will benefit a total imbecile such as yourself, is simply one of those unfortunate outcomes the rest of us will have to accept and sadly subsidize....,
"government seeks to implement clinical pathways as part of the EMI is not a bad thing, rather, it's a means of implementing standardized and JCAHO compliant treatment regiments consistent with best practices"
Right, and thalidomide, mercury fillings, vaccines, carcinogenic HRT, water fluoridation, pill-popping, etc etc have all been considered "best practices" by the Feds. Even smoking was for a long time too. So F*** that. I'll decide what the best practices are for me, thanks but no thanks.
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