Thursday, January 15, 2009

God's Son Pops Into Ben's Chili Bowl In DC. I Don't Know. This Cat's Got Too Much Soul To Be A NWO Dupe. I Just Don't Know

How A Cat ... THIS BLACK ... Going To Let Himself Get Punked By Israel?Big Wayne said...
LOL. Byrd, Studio gangster?!

I'd bet $50 that Barack Obama would whoop yo ass in a fist fight.

Then, he'd hand you a hanky help you up, and recommend you to one of his Jewish doctor friends to have your jaw reset.

Fish, my man. This is my novice attempt as psychoanalysis of your feelings for BO. Basically, your suffering from a severe case of penis envy. No disrespect. I'll connect the dots.

MF..Mid to late 40's.
BO..Mid to late 40's.
That's a wash.

MF..Head of his IVY league Class
BO..Head of his IVY league Class
(I heard that you were a pretty sharp cat)
A wash.

MF..A refined Gentleman
BO..A refined Gentleman
Also a wash.

MF..Blog Host
BO..POTUS
Not exactly a wash.

19 comments:

Michael Fisher said...

What, 'cause he gave dude a dap?

Denmark Vesey said...

Nah, 'cause he moonwalked into the white house.

cinque said...

LMAO!!! at "No, no I got.(hands the guy the money)..no we staight!

WE STRAIGHT????!!?! LMAO!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL. nah...we straight. This dude is alright with me. He ain't gonna sacrifice his gangsta for the White House. I love that about him.

He'd be Gangster of the Decade if he has an (appropriate) rap concert at his inauguration.

Anonymous said...

Well, no photo-op tour is complete without the well-orchestrated "random" stop into a local diner, robotic grip & grinning, McSoundbites using some local slang and the mandatory Heismanning of someone's random baby (bet he wishes it was a dead Palestinian one) to his orgasming camera crew...to raise some "street cred" capital shortly before political-whore touring it all up on the Hill.

Is there anything not over-cliched and over-scripted about this studio gangsta?

Denmark Vesey said...

I don't know Byrd.

Brotha might just wanted a hot dog.

Michael Fisher said...
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Michael Fisher said...

DV...

"Brotha might just wanted a hot dog."

Big Wayne...

"LOL. nah...we straight."

Ya'll are starting making me wonder if there's something after all to Mills' and byrdeye's "inherent black mental deficiency/whatever game" theories.

Denmark Vesey said...

"Ya'll are starting making me wonder if there's something after all to Mills' and byrdeye's "inherent black mental deficiency/whatever game" theories." MF

Um. Um. Um.

Fisher is angry we don't live in a world where stiff black men well versed in German colloquialisms and the dogma of White Supremacy don't capture the imaginations of the people.

Fish you hatin' on Obama for the same reason you hate Hip Hop.

You don't understand it's power.

Michael Fisher said...

DV...

"you hate Hip Hop.


Oh, Negro, please.

Anonymous said...

LOL. Byrd, Studio gangster?!

I'd bet $50 that Barack Obama would whoop yo ass in a fist fight.

Then, he'd hand you a hanky help you up, and recommend you to one of his Jewish doctor friends to have your jaw reset.

Fish, my man. This is my novice attempt as psychoanalysis of your feelings for BO. Basically, your suffering from a severe case of penis envy. No disrespect. I'll connect the dots.

MF..Mid to late 40's.
BO..Mid to late 40's.
That's a wash.

MF..Head of his IVY league Class
BO..Head of his IVY league Class
(I heard that you were a pretty sharp cat)
A wash.

MF..A refined Gentleman
BO..A refined Gentleman
Also a wash.

MF..Blog Host
BO..POTUS
Not exactly a wash.

CNu said...

rotflmbao, oh lawd...,

Michael Fisher said...

Wayne, you're wrong on all accounts. I was neither at the head of my Ivy league class, nor am I mid-to late 40s, nor am I a refined gentleman, nor am I a blog host. And I'm definitely not POTUS. As far as my dick is concerned, I'm ok with it. So penis envy it ain't.

Anonymous said...

"I'd bet $50 that Barack Obama would whoop yo ass in a fist fight.

Then, he'd hand you a hanky help you up, and recommend you to one of his Jewish doctor friends to have your jaw reset."


Only $50? I would bet $40K that I could knock Obama's hair straight...

But hey, Jews are supposed to make good doctors, right?

Anonymous said...

"Nah, we straight."

Ha haaahhhh.... GTFOH. I was waiting for him to say, "Can a brotha get some chili fries up in this piece?"

Man, i'm so cautiously optimistic about Obama. A fool acts and then thinks. A wise man thinks and then acts. DV, i'm just gonna say until Jan. 20, Obama gets a g-pass in my book. After that, then we'll see. Why is no one still holding the man who is STILL our current POTUS to this same standard is beyond me. Have we just given up on Bush. Doesn't matter, though, he is STILL in the big boy chair, let's not forget. He could push "the button" tomorrow if he wanted to. Not saying he would, but y'know...

Denmark Vesey said...

You must understand Doc, that the Israeli Massacre in Gaza ... Planned and timed for MONTHS ... to coincide with Obama's inauguration - HAD A GOAL other than killing Palestinian children for sport.

It was a statement of power.

It was a message.

"Don't get too high Negro. We run this motherfucker."

Israel said "We will burn children with phosphorous bombs that you gave us ... on International TV ... and dare you to say shit about it."

Obama. Looked. The. Other. Way.

Now, my man is still The Son of God (Remember where you heard it first).

But politically - He Got Punked.

CNu said...

Obama is NOT responsible in any manner, form, or fashion for the fate of the Palestinian people.

The notion that he is, is ridiculous on the face of it. I don't even think he had to bother with brushing anything off his shoulder.

As for the folks who are solely responsible for their Nazified behavior - well - it was a context dependent act of desperation.

The fantasy of neoconservative domination of the middle-east was a fantasy that has proven disastrous for every single entity that indulged it.

The ONLY beneficiaries of this entire fustercluck has been the Iranians who have been handed regional hegemony nearly effortlessly and via the sacrifice of expendable proxies.

When everything is said and done, only the Grand Ayatollah has made out like a bandit.

CNu said...

CBC voted in favor of Gaza assaults.

Denmark Vesey said...

Big W.

Fish is more of a provocateur than a "Blog Host."

Agree or disagree, Fish has challenged more than a few intellectually lazy Negros to become cognizant self-determining black men.

His refusal to play Obama flunky ... "cuz he bwak" ... is admirable.

His political and ethical demands of Obama demonstrate more respect for the man and the office than the collective Negro shoulder shrug demonstrated by our cousins flocking to DC to party and to say "dey waz dere".

Give Fish his props.