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Thursday, September 02, 2010

Confesssions Of A Professional DV Hater

CNu said...

Here go Bacon-Bey striking a pose with Paul Smiff his'self.....,

Moorish science in full muhphuggin!!


Accept no substitutes...,The Blackest Cats On The Planet!
More relevant, effective and free than a million Walmart wearing, pork eatin', Plantation Negro, conformist nerds

9 comments:

  1. How ironic that Paul Smiff takes his inspiration from Bacongo African dandies.

    Bacon-Bey is spoof!!!

    Accept no substitutes....,

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  2. The Blackest Cats On The Planet!

    More relevant, effective and free than a million Walmart wearing, pork eatin', Plantation Negro, conformist nerds


    lol,

    Relevant to who?

    Effective at what?

    Free to clown?

    Global System of Moorish Supremacy!

    Bacon-Bey is spoof!

    Accept no substitutes...,

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  3. Relevant to who?

    Relevant to people who don't eat pork.



    Effective at what?

    Effective to men who don't want to develop breasts.

    Free to clown?

    Few things are more clownish than a grown man with child bearing hips.

    Global System of Moorish Supremacy!

    Bacon-Bey is spoof!

    Accept no substitutes...,



    lol

    cornball ass nerd negro can't claw himself away from my Johnson for more than 5 minutes at a time.

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  4. lol,

    men effective to other men?

    clawing at your johnson?

    jiggaboo, if you get any queerer, Logo TV gone have to give you your own show....,

    DeeVeeTeeVee {sponsored by Paul Smiff - a Malek Taus production}

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  5. LOL..ya'll wildin'!

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  6. TV?

    Yeah.

    OK.

    I'm cool with that.

    And your fat ass
    is sitting front and center
    with a frozen TV Dinner.

    Monday. You here.

    Tueseday. You here.

    Wednesday. You stay away to make it like you got something better to do.

    Thursday. You back here.

    Friday. You pick a little play fight.

    Saturday. You here.

    Sunday. You here.

    Primetime.

    Daytime.

    Weekends.

    Late Night.

    You tuned in Jigaboo.

    You right here. DenmarkVesey.Net

    Green juice, Moorish science school, Quinoa, Paul Smith and Pretty Bitches.

    You. Right. Here.

    So quit pretending like DV AINT THE SHIT.

    I'm a muhfuggin monster.

    Say it.

    "DV is the most compelling, relevant and meaningful thing in CNu's life."

    Say it.

    Say it CNu.

    "You become what you gaze upon". Lau Tzu

    What you look at more than me Bra?

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  7. rotflmbao.....,

    priceless.comedy.gold..,

    now I gotta get back out to the patio and turnover my ribs, chicken breasteses, and sausages on the grill.

    you go on ahead now and scuttle along back to the kitchen where I speck Mrs. DeeVeeTeeVee has you a bowl of seeds, leaves, and pink salt - a marinating - and a big tumbler of cool green pond scum to wash it down with.

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  8. lol.

    Aight my man.

    Enjoy the chicken breastesses.

    Soon they will be CNu breastesses.

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  9. Paul Smith?
    Really?
    I can't wear it - the cuts are too narrow.
    No room for lats or delts on those cuts.

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