Black women can't control what they eat, think that men like "thick" women, probably don't shave their legs, and can't figure out fashion? Did I guess it right?
No you didn't get it right Richie. You would have if you noticed the batty bwoy mind set you express! DV I thought were trippin' when you said batty bwoy dem waan come spar. But Richie proved you correct...LOL
lol @ "All these women need to stop shopping at Forever 21."
Black men may like thick women, but there is a difference between thick and just plain fat. Just serves as another excuse to continue an unhealthy lifestyle.
I don't profess to be a Tiger Woods fan, and I doubt that Tiger ever really held much interests in black women, but I doubt Tiger coming up in junior high & high school with golf as his hobby was at the top of black women's list either.
Young black golfer in the late 80's early 90's? That's like being a black skate boarder. Sure it's cute now to be black and into punk and skating and golf, but it wasn't a bed of roses for those black catalysts.
Them Negroes aint get no play from black women. Not blaming black women, but Mike Jones said:
"Back then they didn't want me Now I'm hot they all on me"
Serena Williams, the black woman in pink pants on that Snickers bar commercial (that they implied was over weight), alter-universe Zoe Saldaña.
But these women on some 'Anita the Beast.'
One interesting thing, I see a criticism of Serena's build by white men in popular culture. They will praise the almost shapeless slim figured white females. Yet when they draw their cartoons expressing their fantasies be it Roger Rabbit, Cool World etc. they draw beauty with the bodies of rap video vixens.
Ahahaha, DV, mayne, you brangin' back memories now.
In Louisiana, we have a more recent version of that. Actually, I didn't even know that that was the original. Funny song, either way. Both camera and sound quality are extremely poor here, but this "juke joint blues" version gets semi-regular play on local radio.
DV, you are responsible for my becoming obsessed with this version of the song. I was at work today giggling like a fool, thinking, "I was at a disco, I was doin' the bump.... "
fist tap Bra Mak
Where are the men?
ReplyDeleteHotels like pink chairs.
ReplyDeleteAnd thick chicks like sundresses.
LOL
ReplyDelete^^ Ahhhhhh
oooohhh.
ReplyDeleteThe missing men.
Shit. I missed that. But you right.
Missing men?? There's a guy in the back behind the woman in black dress...
ReplyDeleteDon't stop, get it get it...
ReplyDeletePink got it.
ReplyDeleteSay what you want. Them Big Sistas got soul. Know how to have a good time. Enjoy themselves.
Lotta people don't.
Black women can't control what they eat, think that men like "thick" women, probably don't shave their legs, and can't figure out fashion?
ReplyDeleteDid I guess it right?
No you didn't get it right Richie. You would have if you noticed the batty bwoy mind set you express! DV I thought were trippin' when you said batty bwoy dem waan come spar. But Richie proved you correct...LOL
ReplyDeleteI don't even know what that bullshit you just said means. I didn't get it right? Look at the pic.
ReplyDeleteRichie
ReplyDelete1. Black men do like thick women. I'm sure all of those sisters have had a man at some point.
2. Black women are fashion.
3. Ensayn called you a homo.
1. All these women need to stop shopping at Forever 21.
ReplyDelete2. I'm sure they have "had a man" at some point, but the hands that do show ain't got no sign on bling on them.
3. Homegirls need to drop at least 100 pounds collectively.
lol @ "All these women need to stop shopping at Forever 21."
ReplyDeleteBlack men may like thick women, but there is a difference between thick and just plain fat. Just serves as another excuse to continue an unhealthy lifestyle.
Didn't quite call Richie a homo, but noted a pattern of thought.
ReplyDeleteMost of the women are thick, a couple fat, but there was no need for the dis Richie put out on black women.
Gettin' their Holy Ghost on and pop'n
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQdIiEUFtqk&feature=related
Tiger Woods' worst nightmare?
ReplyDeleteI don't profess to be a Tiger Woods fan, and I doubt that Tiger ever really held much interests in black women, but I doubt Tiger coming up in junior high & high school with golf as his hobby was at the top of black women's list either.
ReplyDeleteYoung black golfer in the late 80's early 90's? That's like being a black skate boarder. Sure it's cute now to be black and into punk and skating and golf, but it wasn't a bed of roses for those black catalysts.
Them Negroes aint get no play from black women. Not blaming black women, but Mike Jones said:
"Back then they didn't want me
Now I'm hot they all on me"
Ain't gonna bump no more with the big fat woman-- Joe Tex (LOL)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6k5RbP402U
Look at all the women on DV's sidebar - none of them look like this.
ReplyDeleteAngry, mad and fat are no way to go though life.
what gives you the impression that they are angry or mad?
ReplyDelete[other than the fact that those words tend to roll off the tongue in tandem with 'black woman' so easily]
@ chosen - I said nothing about "Black" - I said "fat".
ReplyDeleteMaybe you assume that the three (angry, mad & Black woman)go together.
Big women know how to get a man and keep a man. They have a pair and a spare.
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ReplyDeleteThick is:
ReplyDeleteSerena Williams, the black woman in pink pants on that Snickers bar commercial (that they implied was over weight), alter-universe Zoe Saldaña.
But these women on some 'Anita the Beast.'
One interesting thing, I see a criticism of Serena's build by white men in popular culture. They will praise the almost shapeless slim figured white females. Yet when they draw their cartoons expressing their fantasies be it Roger Rabbit, Cool World etc. they draw beauty with the bodies of rap video vixens.
Ahahaha, DV, mayne, you brangin' back memories now.
ReplyDeleteIn Louisiana, we have a more recent version of that. Actually, I didn't even know that that was the original. Funny song, either way. Both camera and sound quality are extremely poor here, but this "juke joint blues" version gets semi-regular play on local radio.
i didn't say they were angry or mad, i believe you did ... pourquoi?
ReplyDeleteDV, you are responsible for my becoming obsessed with this version of the song. I was at work today giggling like a fool, thinking, "I was at a disco, I was doin' the bump.... "
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