Last year Leya Kebede went home with the prestigious Denmark Vesey Baddest Bitch On The Planet Award.Unfortunately many brothers felt the Ethiopian model did not warrant such lofty praise and protested vehemently. From Mike Fisher to The State Of, to Big Wayne to I believe even Undercover Black Man - the sister was accused of being not only "too skinny", but also "too light skinned and not black enough". (How an Ethiopian could be accused of "not being black enough" illustrates the absurdity of Plantation Negro mythology. )
In the spirit of democracy and majority rule (picture that) I'd like to extend a challenge: An open invitation for Baddest Bitch On The Planet Nominations. If your skills and knowledge of the female form can compete with The Great Denmark Vesey - post a link.
If you know anything about women. If you conisder yourself a connoisseur of the fairer sex - post a link. Put your taste on display.
Mike, Big J, Big Wayne, Ill Math, TD, Byrdeye / Anonymous, Big Man, The Doc, Midnight, Ex Ment, CNu, Sub, Black John, Feedback, GDawg, DMG, even Casper, don't take pot shots AFTER the fact - POST A LINK
First Round Nominees
Rhiannon Giddens
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The Baddest Bitch On The Planet
- Undercover Black Man
The Baddest Bitch On The Planet
Well Last year I was an staunch supporter of Ms. Kibede. If Im not mistaken I nominated her. I could be mistaken. Then I argued vociferously about her blackness. I believed I shined back then. Ill think of someone
ReplyDeleteMy fault Ill. You were a lone island of sanity in a vast ocean of Country Negroism.
ReplyDeleteLady Gaga!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't do "Bitches" DV.
ReplyDeleteSerena Williams
ReplyDeleteKim Kardashian
Kerry Washington
Nay on Kim and Kerry,
ReplyDeleteI can't lie KK is ridiculous in person, truly sweet girl Kerry isn't as gorgeous up close and she's seems a bit manic. I hate to go against the team but... it is what it is.. Byrd chalk that one up for u potna'. But I definitely give a yay on Serena! That might be my overall pick.. I ve got some pondering to do.
Michelle
Oprah
Soledad O' Brian
Mike you just don't get it do u?
Nay on Kim and Kerry,
ReplyDeleteI can't lie KK is ridiculous in person, truly sweet girl Kerry isn't as gorgeous up close and she's seems a bit manic. I hate to go against the team but... it is what it is.. Byrd chalk that one up for u potna'. But I definitely give a yay on Serena! That might be my overall pick.. I ve got some pondering to do.
Michelle
Oprah
Soledad O' Brian
Mike you just don't get it do u?
Can girls vote or can you give us a baddest dude thread or something??? Separate but equal???
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ReplyDeleteI feel you Pink.
Of course women can vote. But maybe you right. Maybe this warrants a Baddest Brotha or even a Dopest Nigga Award.
(But 'tween me and you. I don't the squares ready for that)
"Michelle
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Soledad O' Brian"
That's interesting Ill. You a creative cat.
Don't pay Mike no mind. He still operates in a world of mono-meaning.
Free men define things as they see fit. Plantation Negros subscribe to whatever worldview they are spoon fed.
Mike has been taught to value Group Identity Victim Status. The "trigger word" for Plantation Negro Group Identity Politics is "nigger".
The "trigger word" for the Plantation Negro version of 2nd Wave Feminist Bullshit is "bitch".
Whenever a Plantation Negro encounters either of those two words, they have been conditioned to respond as IF THE WORLD WAS COMING TO AN END.
Redefining and repurposing these words (which is what Hip Hop has done to a large extent) removes their implied power and frees one from forfeiting one's self control. (freedom)
Obama is definitely up for the Dopest Nigga Award. He"s got a strong "Baddest Bitch Candidate" on his arm as we speak. He's got The Leader of the Free World title under is belt. His swag is tremedous. His family is fabulous (no homo). Style impeccable. Shit after that it's between Me and a few other cats. When I work out the kinks Ill be top 10 by winter.
ReplyDeleteMichael Jackson
Joe Jackson
Big Al (honorary mention)
Bill Cosby
Terrel Owens
Id have to say Neil Degrasse Tyson gets my vote. That's probably the "Dopest Nigga" right about now.
Chuuuch DV... Chuurch...
ReplyDeleteSUPER BAD!
ReplyDeleteDr. Jennifer Ellis is one of only five African-American female cardiothoracic surgeons in the United States and the 100th woman to pass the exam required to become a certified thoracic surgeon.
I don't know Casper.
ReplyDeleteI mean congratulations to the sister and all. "thoracic surgeon" sounds pretty cool and all. 100th woman ... so what?
I think I'd be more impressed with a sister who helped her family, friends and community avoid heart disease all together by guiding them to a natural diet.
Waiting for them to get the disease, and then performing surgery on their diseased organs doesn't strike me as particularly smart.
The Baddest?
ReplyDeleteFrom a facial perspective--It's still Halle Berry.
More later....
I think Megan Goode should get an honorable mention. She's naturally beautiful but lately she's been bordering on too much makeup so she may be taking herself out of the running...
ReplyDeleteAlso Queen Latifah has been looking awesome lately.
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ReplyDelete"I think I'd be more impressed with a sister who helped her family, friends and community avoid heart disease all together by guiding them to a natural diet."
Who says she is not? I wouldn't assume your the only person who understands the merits of diet on this planet. Nor do I think you really expect all people to follow such a routine. So for those who don't she is there. Secondly, to be 1 out of 100 women out of an est. 400 million women during this timeframe is amazing by any standards DV. Now I know you are not hating on sista's accomplishments when you readily reward the Lil' Wayne's of the world for promotion of baby daddy, tattoo, wishing he could f%ck everygirl in the world lyrics, while his daughter and other teens run the stage... Are ya??
DV
ReplyDeleteLast year Leya Kebede went home with the prestigious Denmark Vesey Baddest Bitch On The Planet Award.
Is there a double standard here DV. I am not reading anywhere in this models bio where she promotes healthy diets DV. So is the 'baddest' defined by what you do for society versus what the white dominant fashion industry decides via ones physical appearance.
Casper ... reading comprehension wasn't your strongest subject in school was it?
ReplyDeleteYou nominated the woman BECAUSE she was a cardiothoracic surgeon.
I'm saying so what? She passed an obscure test. Other than that, what value is there in treating diseased organs?
Keeping organs disease free is far more impressive.
Never mind man ...
DV
ReplyDelete"You nominated the woman BECAUSE she was a cardiothoracic surgeon"
You nominated a women clearly for her looks...
I nominated a woman.
#1 Partly for her looks.
#2 Because of her rare accomplishment that she actually needed to use brain power to achieve.
#3 Entering a profession that is groundbreaking for women period.
DV
ReplyDelete"I'm saying so what? She passed an obscure test. Other than that, what value is there in treating diseased organs?"
Your really reaching DV!
And walking a runway in some clothes that you can't even afford is providing what value DV???
Lets see... saving a life versus selling some gay white designer's clothing?? Guess your not the homophobe I thought you were!
You decide!
Can I nominate myself?? LOL! :-)
ReplyDeleteNo, you cannot Insurgent.
ReplyDeleteI nominate you!
Cuz you bad as hell.
Casper, I don't think it's possible to miss the point any more than you just demonstrated.
ReplyDeleteIll. Would you talk to this cat for me?
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ReplyDelete^Mike has been taught to value Group Identity Victim Status. The "trigger word" for Plantation Negro Group Identity Politics is "nigger".
ReplyDeleteThe "trigger word" for the Plantation Negro version of 2nd Wave Feminist Bullshit is "bitch".
I see DV. In that case: How are the two nigger bitches that live in your home?
Hey Robyn, are you a nigger bitch, too?
Hey Dina? How about you? Are you a nigger bitch?
Mahndisa? Nigger bitch for you, too?
Nulan, are you married to a nigger bitch?
How you make that leap Fisher?
ReplyDeleteWhy must a statement about Leya Kebede apply to ALL black women?
Don't you find that notion stupid?
Why do you wish to pretend words can have only 1 meaning and no variations in connotation?
If I said "Michael Fisher is a baaaaad muhfuggah" ... would you be offended?
Of course not. Because of the way I'm using the word.
Yet you know this.
Which begs the question: Why the Plantation Negro charade?
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ReplyDeleteWhat leap? You got a problem with me pointing out that your daughter is a nigger bitch? As well as your wife is a nigger bitch?
ReplyDeletePlantation Nigger that you are not...?
So here we have DV, the Off-Plantation Nigger and his two Nigger Bitches. Not to forget the two? little boy Niggers he has in his home.
I think this Nigger family of yours is real cute.
Shall we continue with your daddy and you momma?
Brother DV,
ReplyDeleteCan we please stop calling women the b- word, it's degrading, offensive and disresepctful. How do you vote Michelle Obama or Oprah Winfrey for a title like this - its a downright insult!Michelle doesn't deserve to be called that idiotic, sexist word and neither does any other female. For someone who fiercely said I'll never call my wife that word as a noun, why is it ok to stick on every other sister? Why is that this insult is all that comes to mind when you think of a female? If you even dared to tell any of these women they'd been nominated for this award - with the exclusion Kim K and Lady Gaga - they would slap you silly and rightly so!
For every wall of Babylon you are supposedly tearing do, you are building a dozen more walls by calling people b's and n's.
Free Your Mind!
Casper sounds like a just wanna argue.
ReplyDeleteMike you make me laugh man. It's nigga not nigger.
You should free your mind Konwoman. Firstly by anointing Ms. Winfrey or Ms. Obama as Baddest Bitch, completely changes the meaning. Instant meme change. See Mike and Kon, Black ppl haven't yet learned the beautiful art of reappropriation. That's what this blog is about. It's about taking our power back... If Oprah is a bad bitch, how can "bad bitch" be negative??? If Michelle is a BB isn't that something to aspire to?? If Obama is the Dopest Nigga? A "nigga" is a good thing.That's what a nigga is! Words are images. DV is changing the imagery that comes to mind when u think "nigga". The word WILL BE USED! Either you disarm the user by reappropiation or you make yourself a victim. White kids already rfer to themselves as nigga as an indicator of masculinity. James Brown helped do it with the word Black. Plantation negroes hated that word because they were too focused on the meaning white ppl gave it. We gave it our own meaning. "Im Black and Im proud. Have you looked up Black in the dictionary???
ReplyDeleteYou should free your mind Konwoman. Firstly by anointing Ms. Winfrey or Ms. Obama as Baddest Bitch, completely changes the meaning. Instant meme change. See Mike and Kon, Black ppl haven't yet learned the beautiful art of reappropriation. That's what this blog is about. It's about taking our power back... If Oprah is a bad bitch, how can "bad bitch" be negative??? If Michelle is a BB isn't that something to aspire to?? If Obama is the Dopest Nigga? A "nigga" is a good thing.That's what a nigga is! Words are images. DV is changing the imagery that comes to mind when u think "nigga". The word WILL BE USED! Either you disarm the user by reappropiation or you make yourself a victim. White kids already rfer to themselves as nigga as an indicator of masculinity. James Brown helped do it with the word Black. Plantation negroes hated that word because they were too focused on the meaning white ppl gave it. We gave it our own meaning. "Im Black and Im proud. Have you looked up Black in the dictionary???
ReplyDelete^Mike you make me laugh man. It's nigga not nigger.
ReplyDeleteWhat, you got a Plantation Negro mind?
It's Nigger. I'm using it in accordance with DV's interpretation. Nigger DV, that is.
Ill
ReplyDelete"Casper sounds like a just wanna argue"
Nah Ill.. I want to point out that both adjectives are layered in gangsta rap psycho babble! The model DV selected last year is nowhere near the baddest nor a bitch. But this is the mindset we are reduced to. And your host perpetuates this narcotic meme. DV needs to be deprogrammed! Anyone have that Death Row decoder ring for DV.
Actually Casper, I think DV was just tryin' to argue...
ReplyDeleteYou right magne Dr. Jennifer Ellis should be in the running... But to me a woman should have sex appeal as well. Just like men should have some form of strength and masculinity in their mannerisms. So I'd say definitely DR. Ellis gets her props. Dv just talkin shit. Actually he was making a point by being subversive. I do that too. I think he agrees with you.
Ok firstly Mike I like you and you are needed here. I appreciate you. But the word is nigga. You can't change that. He wrote N I G G A different word. I don't think I'd vote on the "dopest nigger" or the "Baddest Ho" award. different words different connotations. I get more offended if someone calls me "dawg" Mike you my nigga AND youz a bad mufugga. As entrenched as I am in this corporate culture (is hollywood considered corporate?) I'd still say one of the highest compliments I could get is... "The dude Ill is a real Nigga" if someone says that I know Ive done something good. :)
"Nah Ill.. I want to point out that both adjectives are layered in gangsta rap psycho babble! The model DV selected last year is nowhere near the baddest nor a bitch.
ReplyDelete"BAD" can mean "GOOD". Run DMC said it "not bad meaning bad but bad meaning good" MJ made the world say "Im bad!" Casper you discredited yourself when u used the term "gangsta rap". Really?? Im more offended by that, than the term "nigga". Casper this "narcotic meme" you refer to, will persist unless YOU change it.
Ill. Aside from the fact that NIGGA equals Nigger, DV wrote "Nigger". Her's the quote:
ReplyDelete"Mike has been taught to value Group Identity Victim Status. The "trigger word" for Plantation Negro Group Identity Politics is "nigger"."
Ill
ReplyDelete"Really?? Im more offended by that, than the term "nigga"
1) Ill would you call your mother a "Nigga" or refer to her as the "Baddest Bitch" in yoga class??
2) What if a stranger called your mother a "Bitch" ??
3) Do you teach your kids that calling a woman a "Bitch" can be be both bad and good so they can use the wod if they use the good version????
Holy Shit!
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Nulan's married!?
DV...My man! Is it already this time again?
I believe I was the lead protestor of last year's recipient. That bitch was like a 6.
Listen up closely DV.
You ready?
This is gonna be good.
Ok Here goes:
AIN'T NO MUHFUGGIN BADDEST BITCH ON THE PLANET.
If there was, I'd nominate the woman who worked multiple jobs to raise, privately educate and nurture 4 kids, then took 5 more of her sister's kids in when she died. I'D NOMINATE MY MOMS. But by doing so, I'd be neglecting the countless beautiful women who work their fingers to the bones to provide for their families. Ain't no muhfuggin baddest bitch on the planet.
And that skinny ass big headed Kebede bitch definitely isn't the hottest bitch on the block.
I know about six bitches that would blow that emaciated broad out the water.
Barry O is hands down the Dopest Nigga on the Block. There really is nobody even remotely in the running. Well, can I nominate Mugabe?
You do like them skinny bitches, don't you DV. Petite and curvy is the business. But I like to see a distinction between my chest and that of my woman. But hey, my brother, to each his own.
I'm waiting for you to ink a rhyme, so I can get into the mood to slay you. You too Illy, Illfanatico, Illalgebra101, IllDefactohomo, IllTOsackrider.... whatever you goin by these days.
LMAO. Y'all my dudes.
Surely no one with an ounce of sanity or decency would call the First Lady a "B."
ReplyDeleteAvatar Vesey and his congregation of lap dogs are the sickest negroes on Earth.
LOL... Damn cuzin why I gotta be allat? If Im not mistaken MY GIRL came into the spot and singlehandedly "deaded" all subversive opinions to the virtues and benefits of natural medicine. (don't try to say you'll take her because Ill skype her right now and read her your most recent and past posts) Ill is the picture of manhood and to down me would be to down yourself boi yaoverstand? . As far as T.O "Big body lil heart and soul Wayne". The man embodies his Blackness . He's a real nigga. If you can't say that I might need to copy and paste this. http://livesteez.com/livestyle/read/150/Top-10-Signs-You-re-a-Hater.. Now that also pertains to your hating on Ms. Kibede.. HI hater. Reveal yoself mynigga and spit! (Dissenters: when I called "the hottest ho on the block you know her name you seen her work" "mynigga" imagewise was a notion of comraderie before a verbal joust. To let him know he's still my nigga even after I annihilate him Illy Mac milly bang bang Style. I nominate Big wayne for the Baddest Bitch on the planet. Hands down! Give this Bitch a Tiara! See, ladies overgrown men can be bitches too.
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ReplyDeleteLaura Bush= Crazy bitch
Michelle Obama= Baaaad Bitch!
Umm Fine as fine wine! Harvard educated sista. The picture of womanly perfection. Whooweee! Femine strong. Motherly.
uhhhh ...
ReplyDeleteAttack of The Lames,
square nerds
gettin' on my nerves magne,
little colored dullards
post as anonymous
straight puss
"I know about 6 bitches ..." Anonymous
Yup. I bet you do.
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ReplyDelete"Surely no one with an ounce of sanity or decency would call the First Lady a "B."
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"Surely no one with an ounce of sanity or decency would call the First Lady a "B.""
ReplyDeleteOh reeaally Cheeves. Byrd Yous faggot ass bitch ass square ass nigga. See the difference? Same words different connotation altogether. Sick negroes Byrd? Sick Negroes= Ill niggas. Barack Obama= Ill Nigga. Ill Math= A six figure nigga since 16... Byrdeye = bitch ass nigga. Byrd Im not trying to insult you but merely use you for illustrative purposes.
FYI Liya Kebede has done alot of charity work and is a UN Ambassador to Ethiopia and has her own foundation. So there's a whole lot more to her physical beauty.
ReplyDeleteThe baddest bitch on the planet is Gabrielle Union.
ReplyDeleteAhh now this is the DV that I like.
ReplyDeleteThe State Of . . . said...
ReplyDeleteThe baddest bitch on the planet is Gabrielle Union.
What up TSO?
I was in a freight elevator Friday night in Miami at the Hard Rock Cafe with Gabrielle Union and that little chick from BET's 106& Park.
Up close and personal, my girl from BET posts GU up, crosses her over and goes baseline.
Attack of The Lames,
ReplyDeletesquare nerds
gettin' on my nerves magne,
little colored dullards
post as anonymous
straight puss
You a pussy ass negro yo self hiding behind an avatar.
And since you are hiding Quimbo or Sambo would be a more appropriate fit.
You trying too hard "Anonymous".
ReplyDeleteIt's revealing.
I doubt that Roxy looks better than Gabrielle. she's barely passable on tv where she has makeup and wardrobe working for her.
ReplyDeleteI'm willing to give my vote to Dr. Ellis for holding it down in her field and being pretty at the same time. You don't have to prevent people from being sick to make an impact, sometimes it's just as good to give them a second chance. That's what we do as lawyers, we don't necessarily prevent your fuck ups but we work to give you a second chance and that's got to count for something.
Nah Pink. Roxy was looking waaaaay better in person. I didn't know it was her until my wife introduced me. I thought it was a young Selma Hayek.
ReplyDeleteGiving people second chances is cool. But I'm question the real value of these Post Civil Rights symbolic achievements that suggest simply "becoming" a doctor should be a matter of racial pride for African-Americans.
I mean, if Black America produced 1,000 more cardiothoracic surgeons next year - what difference would it make to black people?
Now, imagine if Black America opened 1000 black owned farmer's markets next year.
Which "accomplishment" would bring greater value to the black experience and bring more wealth to black people?
Lastly, lawyers? Provide second chances? Come on now.
Then why are the prisons bursting at the seems? Why are our rights being gradually taken away?
My grandfather practiced law in the 30's. Family full of attorneys. But if Black lawyers were a basketball team - they'd be the Clippers.
Haven't had a "win" since Thurgood argued Brown and Johnny Cochran got OJ out.
Is there a black attorney anywhere in the world who can get Cynthia McKinney out of jail for attempting to deliver humanitarian supplies to the people of Gaza?
With mandatory sentences, conspiracy charges, 3 Strikes and paid informants, 95% Federal conviction rates - lawyers seem to have become glorified sentence negotiators.
I mean ya'll couldn't keep OJ out of jail on that bullshit "kidnapping charge"?
15 years?
We got OJ cleared of murdering a white woman. Don't get greedy.
ReplyDeleteI dare say that there are quite a few Badassbitches out there..I am one of them
ReplyDeleteTGN
alicia keys is worthy of a mention.
ReplyDeletetalented composer/writer/singer humanitarian
thick to death
I'd be wrong for not mentioning ms. paula patton
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIG7W3W0iEE
KP
I don't think Alicia Keys is the least bit attractive, she has limited talent, and she has to reduce herself to sleeping with other women's husbands. Fail.
ReplyDeletethick to death is right,
ReplyDeletethat's a spectacular arrangement of golden delicious bootymeat right thurr....,
Alicia Keys is not attractive?????
ReplyDeleteYou have eyes and you cannot see.
That picture of Serena is bananas
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