'The new, black Kennedy'Berlin toasts Barack Obama
A supporter of U.S. Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama waits for his speech in front of the Victory Column in Berlin July 24. Obama met earlier with German Chancellor Angela Merkel at the Chancellery and is set to make a foreign policy speech in front of an expected crowd of tens of thousands.
Yummy I love it..smokin hot babe right there... Uh DV I can't help but to think that youre being passive aggressive towards ILLMATH by keeping that rhyme as a staple of the page. Are you telling me something ... Did I strike a cord with the last rhyme? I like coming here brosky but Illmath feels a little haterism there..it's your blog and waynes rhyme was good but completely innaccurate.. Look I tout this blog to some great people that I trust. I speak of you highly but if you gon' try play ILL i have no choice but to leave the company of my brothers in arms. It probably wouldn't be a bad thing because I work around jews all day everyday (not EVERY) and the more I come here the closer I get to a kramer moment... So whatever's clever cuzin Ive dealt wit cats like you too DV older fly niggaz who got theyre minds right.. except when it comes to that young fly captain who only wants to get some of your knowledge Youre Eddie Murphy Im JAmie Foxx.. youre Ice t Im soulja boy youre Bill Im Terrence... I highly doubt you'll take it down but if you did it would mean I can continue my morning routine with a little mike fisher DV mediatakeout and as scoche of porn (how do you spell schoch?)
LOL. Nah IllWe cool as a fan
I'm still DV
You still my man
I'm the Cocoa Butta Brotha
You still my fan
I'm the King of the Jungle
like a Black Tarzan
My intellectual wingspan
impress the Imperial Wizard
of the Ku Klux Klan
Got a permanent suntan
when I was King of Sudan
I like breasts
but more a legman
Don't let your kids see Batman
Hot as Cayenne
Flow can't be outran
I won before we began
Got it wrapped like saran
Poetic as the Koran
Them bastards gonna bomb Iran
Barack talkin' 'bout Afghanistan
It's dem NeoCons man!
They had this shit planned
Israelis in white vans
Taking pictures when shit went BAM!
Don't trust the newsman
Ahmadinejad aint no madman
I push a black tinted out sedan
DV got a Master Plan
Summin like a Shogun in Japan
I
Do
shit
cuz
I
can
Don't ask me to take shit down. Throw shit up.
What you want to rap about young brother? The floor is yours. Right here. Spit.
Actually, DV, "Ich bin ein Berliner" means "I am a donut". The correct phrase is "Ich bin Berliner".
ReplyDeleteHow pathetic was it that while Barack spoke in Berlin to a gathering of 200,000 persons McCain was standing outside a German restaurant in Crackervile? And he compounds it by campaigning with a retired cyclist who is reviled by the international sports community for alleged doping and lost one testicle to cancer! This was about as bad when McCain declared himself the Republican nominee before a bilious green backdrop. I would not be surprised to learn that the image consultants for the McCain campaign are subversives linked to Obama.
ReplyDeleteYummy I love it..smokin hot babe right there... Uh DV I can't help but to think that youre being passive aggressive towards ILLMATH by keeping that rhyme as a staple of the page. Are you telling me something ... Did I strike a cord with the last rhyme? I like coming here brosky but Illmath feels a little haterism there..it's your blog and waynes rhyme was good but completely innaccurate.. Look I tout this blog to some great people that I trust. I speak of you highly but if you gon' try play ILL i have no choice but to leave the company of my brothers in arms. It probably wouldn't be a bad thing because I work around jews all day everyday (not EVERY) and the more I come here the closer I get to a kramer moment... So whatever's clever cuzin Ive dealt wit cats like you too DV older fly niggaz who got theyre minds right.. except when it comes to that young fly captain who only wants to get some of your knowledge Youre Eddie Murphy Im JAmie Foxx.. youre Ice t Im soulja boy youre Bill Im Terrence... I highly doubt you'll take it down but if you did it would mean I can continue my morning routine with a little mike fisher DV mediatakeout and as scoche of porn (how do you spell schoch?)
ReplyDeleteYummy I love it..smokin hot babe right there... Uh DV I can't help but to think that youre being passive aggressive towards ILLMATH by keeping that rhyme as a staple of the page. Are you telling me something ... Did I strike a cord with the last rhyme? I like coming here brosky but Illmath feels a little haterism there..it's your blog and waynes rhyme was good but completely innaccurate.. Look I tout this blog to some great people that I trust. I speak of you highly but if you gon' try play ILL i have no choice but to leave the company of my brothers in arms. It probably wouldn't be a bad thing because I work around jews all day everyday (not EVERY) and the more I come here the closer I get to a kramer moment... So whatever's clever cuzin Ive dealt wit cats like you too DV older fly niggaz who got theyre minds right.. except when it comes to that young fly captain who only wants to get some of your knowledge Youre Eddie Murphy Im JAmie Foxx.. youre Ice t Im soulja boy youre Bill Im Terrence... I highly doubt you'll take it down but if you did it would mean I can continue my morning routine with a little mike fisher DV mediatakeout and as scoche of porn (how do you spell schoch?)
ReplyDeleteDang Ill,
ReplyDeleteBig Wayne didn't mean to scar you like that. I mean, I was definitely trying to get at you. But I had no clue you were harboring this type of resentment.
Look man, occassionally we all take a ass whoopin. DV got at me pretty tough a while back. I never told him, but I was like "Damn...WTF did I just do?"
But I realized I had a choice. Curl up into a fetal position. Or step my game up and get back at him. Since nobody ever taught Big Wayne how to lose, I decided to step my game up and BLAZED DV with a joint about his own jungle. MY jungle.
And as far as posting that Fire on his page? That's just game recognizing game.
So, Illy Ill don't get your feelings all hurt
DV just respects my body of work.
He recognizes game and talent when he sees it,
Just study Big Wayne and one day you can achieve it.
So, if Dv's the man I'll settle for 2nd best
But I hope you realize there's a lot of truth said in jest.
Aight Ill Math I was just joking with you mister,
Although you did claim to hang with nothing but A-Listers
And you did claim all the wealth and all the fame,
I just deduced the part about the Ford Fairlane
And you did claim a big dick and that you were chosen,
In my experience cats like that just be posin,
'Cause it's the internet and you can be whoever the fuck you want,
Nobody can really tell that you just putttin up a big front.
And that part about "Jessica
Alba.. Yeah she knew me"
Is it a wonder why I call you a male groupie?
Nigga I'm Big Wayne, you never know I could be Brady.
But I ain't braggin about all the shows and movies I've done lately
Cuz that ain't my style niggaz like that be phoney,
I am a muthafukkin Legend, only 2 years older than you......
But I bet yo moms know me.
Wayne you need to re read my previous lines
ReplyDeletethose agregious rhymes
only one with experience could write
about that life
Of course you not braggin bout your shows
But it's not bragging Wayny wayne if it's your life
just suppose
if your peers are queers
and you mention them
and then try to appear as if you were a straight gentlemen
It would hypocritical and perpendicular
like an orthodox Jew trying to secular
Convince you?.I ain't trying but it's interestin'
I never had a boss
I collaborate
my job is to inject my brillian ce
my lad
Since a kid "r gamers" carried my bags.
Concierge going to great lengths to get a shower rag.
If Im lyin then Im dyin so listen and you can laugh
Ima brag
more half my life Ive clocked the cracka's cash
they fetched my clothes drove me wherever I would ask in my estimate
72 crackas have managed to amass and
make at least 200 sandwich es for ya man
at my request
coffee tea gum Magnums anything the you can guess
arrive on set Im asked my desire for a healthy breakfast
my dressing room's clean last night it was a mess
I deserve it cuz im a King I deserve no less.
I can ski snowboard golf
trophies on dads desk
Ive never aquiesed never made him embarrassed
maybe once but I been on a new level since "ever since"
and dealing with jealous muthafuckas I gotta mince
Me lying? It doesn't add up. It doesn't make sense you can tell ILL got too much sense
ha ha a male groupie??
bullhickeybullshitdooky
I get MY groupies and tattoo removals
Illmath "charm schoolz em"
"India arie em"
but for primary schooling "ILL DV's em"
Been with women out my league
cuz they see me on TV n'
partied in a castle in the St Juliet in the pyrenees ' we listened to roy ayers smoked weed did exctacy
n'
ate gourmet cuisine
"conversated" bout 60's
and how classy Blacks seemed to be n'.
I have nubian tatoos but aint' for all to see
My parents are still married
I won my 5th grade spelling bee
won it with the word "essential"
which is what I seem to be
I got a ghetto metal band and we dirty as we can be
If you really want to know you can know my identity
Yeah Im self centered
bragodocious
I love me some me
Im like basquit hollywood african 1993
except I know the game
that why they kicked me outta university
cuz of my subversity
actually a JC
and it was one class
punk ass teacher was an uncle T
plus a fag
citizen of the world yo hablo espanol
pero Grande wayne la perro no peude comprendo
Ibiza Spain
pronounced Ibitha
playa la boca sucka
I had a threesome with some locals
you should shut your boca
playa BW esperito "little hoper" and just hope that you can a get a little doper
I know how scarred u deep and filled your wound with salt and sulfur
I ma brag
White party in the bahamas for my Boss's Bday explaining it couldn't come close ta livin it
at 16 drinking wit tatiaya in Las palmas
99 bananas drunk wit Zoe Saldana
and running from room to room until the staff got mad at us
one of my best friends was Merlin Santana (rip)
at the deli wit Rosario
she thinks Im ghetto
I think she a ho it's ok tho
cuz she know we folk
I dated top models
Cycle five six and fo and
prolly mo
cycle so and so fa sho
So??
Why you got yo panties in a bow
the truth really hurts
it's easier to not believe
what seems
to me to be the thing
that would grieve you worse
or most
But I go
Im staggered by the bragodocio
of overachievers
I realize it's cuz inside we might
still feel like them nerdy midget
I mask it wit my house car and lil half a million which ain't nothin where Im livin'.. but it's a livin'.
Im Ali in his prime Im so muthfuckin pretty
Im reminded everyday when I walk down the strzeet
leave em at bay as they gaze I am LA
Im New york
arrequippa peru the louvre
hahia brazil corcoursonee france
Im a true Jew
Im a gentile And u senile
if you believe latter was true
Im a fuckin phenom
Wayne's benign Im technicolor and re al
Im the truth ruth.
wild Cosby kid
uncouth
I don't spellcheck nigga I freestyle astute
this rhyme prolly took me five minutes to compute
Well Dv Ill tell you what I want to rap about.. ina second tho..
ReplyDeleteGood Job, Ill.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I inspired you.