ILLMATH said ...
That was actually yours truly ILLMATH smashin on Byrd . I think you need to re read what I said to son. OK you've raised the bar and I will definitely take the gloves off for the next round..At first you were rappin like sugarhill so I didnt want to completely smash on you but now that youve shown some skills..Im bringin my B game to the game playa. I liked your little ditty but Im a have no pity... and Byrd cant come back thats as absurd as the bird fuckin with a silverback.
Byrdeye said...Swoopin down from the sky
To drop turds on ya name
Birdshot to the dome
Make ya head explode
Bloodbath for Ill Math
Untouchable flows blow
Through you like Drano
Don't you fuck wit me
I leave ya high & dry
As a Katrina refugee
Ya e-thuggin shit
Lame since 96, c'mon
Picture Pac rollin'
In grave robbers stolen
Born thugs die younger
Gangbangin' to gangbusters
But K-game stays legit
To live long and prosper.
The players may change but the game stay the same,
Move over push aside and make room for Big Wayne
See I'm the Big not the Lil so dont get it twisted,
I'll say it again "Big Wayne" in case the 1st time you missed it,
Heard u suckas over here think that you got flow,
Thought I'd drop on by, just to let you suckas know
There's only one...the ruler..the King I be
Here to drop a quick line to the homie, DV.
See I blaze this joint, that's right I'm hotter than a flame.
So bow down, pay homage, to the Prince BIG WAYNE.
Y'all dont want it with Big Wayne.
Uh oh.
ReplyDeleteInsurgent has to jump in.
And let the fellas know
how Muslim women be doin'.
Ya'll think you're bad.
Well I reign supreme.
Dynamite in my jacket,
exploding with memes.
An Egyptian Queen
Straight from your dreams
But it's a nightmare
When I expose the schemes
This experiment shows just how deeply hip hop has penetrated society. Its clearly far from dead.
ReplyDeleteI see you II. I'da picked C4 instead of dynamite... dynamite has an Acme/Wile E Coyote ring to it, but good nonetheless.
Thanks Anonymous. I am laughing at myself right now because I used punctuation! LOL!!! :-)
ReplyDeleteAnd who IS your favorite White Boy, BTW?? :)
ReplyDeleteThe players may change but the game stay the same,
ReplyDeleteMove over push aside and make room for Big Wayne
See I'm the Big not the Lil so dont get it twisted,
I'll say it again "Big Wayne" in case the 1st time you missed it,
Heard u suckas over here think that you got flow,
Thought I'd drop on by, just to let you suckas know
There's only one...the ruler..the King I be
Here to drop a quick line to the homie, DV.
See I blaze this joint, that's right I'm hotter than a flame.
So bow down, pay homage, to the Prince BIG WAYNE.
Y'all dont want it with Big Wayne.
DV you got me started.
ReplyDeleteIf my lyrics were like curse words then the first verbs would be the worst words that you've heard
since May 1st in the grade first
when you thought things were way worse.
But please forgive me cuz I may curse during my discourse to enforce that your only recourse
is to be forced to change course.
Figuring six times by 25 and 7 times I soon will,
My math is on its death bed. Your math is just ill.
Seasick, homesick maybe its got VD
From hanging with Byrdeye and that third guy of the 5 guys from that Queer Eye show on DV.
Oops! I meant TV, no offense DV, just a slip of the tongue, well in this case a slip of finger number three.
On the left side, not the conservative side but the west side where the King resides over his throne, which I just owned on you clones, I'm gone.
(Big Wayne drops the mic and walks off stage)
Ahhh...
ReplyDeleteuuuhhhh..
My mike sounds nice...
ahhh,
Put ya hands in the air and...
eehhh.
In the air, and...
oh, (whatdafuckwasit?)
yeah..
Everybody SCREAM!
Kings of Rock!
Myyyyyy Addiads!!!
Ain't I fresh, DV?
Ill jew you byrdeye
ReplyDeleteIll zion the peon
I been your father New nigga for eons and eons u spoke and now your just something that I can skeet on
if you talk back nigga my fist is what youll rest your teeth on
as the ticks tick fast
and the tocks tock long
my digital watch clicks waitin for the fat girls song
Cuz in a minute 8% gonna 1
when shaniqua and shaquanda seduce the congressmans sons
Im so aggressive cuz your genes are reccessive nigga
Im dominant cuz my features r prominent bitch al the liess the teachers teached us an Im still so prominent shiit
Nigga.. Kgame r game r game is that same unevolved trickery Im ten thousand ahead u could never get the gist of me
Im a lemon ur a lemonhead k gamers were building stonehenge when k gamers built pyramids
Now son take a nap I still love you cuz your my kid...
DV you next .. Brydbath ur pronounced d.o.a..
For Wayne
ReplyDeleteBig is the operative cuz Lil wayne u are not
tho u stole ur dopest line in the rhyme that u wrote up top
I appreciate you
tryin to partipate Boo
but this a is a mans sport sweetie an I am forced to negate you
I know ur being raped and Ill have to abort you
call me planned parenthood and this something I must do
My name is illmath but ill exact u the byrdflu
If u try to sass me ill get savage like white dudes
and start chopping balls off and fashioning me a noose
sorry scholar Im the proffessor and the author of the class book I make the tests you take the tests son you mistook just fuckery told u not to fuck wit me Ill leave u in the swamps where the mire and muck would be you big in size babyoy but you just a big baby daytime ur normal at night ur a big lady.
ILLMATH says: Those two above are Illmath... DV give me my award so I can finish you off..come on man I ccan't step to you unless you recognize my dominance over the other "competitors" give me my award and Ill finish you off tomm. then u can have the last word simply because it's your blog.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteGet em Ill!
Maybe after I take my nap
in my beautiful home
meditating in that celestial zone
I'll remind ya'll cats
I'm the Tiger Woods of rap
But until then
Until that time
know the crown is mine
know the serene face
keep a .22 in the small of the waist
know the toast is cocked
the cock neva blocked
the mind on lock
the wife is in a couture frock
know the Coco Butta Brotha
with the Buddha smile
can free-style
for miles
do a few push ups
and a couple of crunches
a 40 minute jog
and still rock the hottest blog
that got niggas quitin' their jobs
and gettin' off hog
That was kinda nice
ReplyDeleteMiss neo-Isis
But recognize this
Only one king*
Can reign supreme
Put bitchez on ice
And splice da memes
To slice all wannabes
* To be precise
No offense to DV ;)
I'm a killa like Attila
Swagger like Godzilla
My steez so infamous
Necks sprain to witness
This verbal decapitation
By vertebral separation
In the middle of Sahara
I make it rain like Burma
Ill Wayne & Lil Math
Time for ya bird baths
You baby G's, maybe shes
Check out this diss tape
I got game to my knees
So better step correct
To this bulletproof chest
You really wanna test
The big S on my vest?
Then we go flow-to-flow
I drop your asses
From verse-to-hearse
On beat to concrete
Ya dig ya own holes
Chalk ya own lines
I'll fill in the rest
Take a dirt nap kiddos
And wake up corpses
RIP, feel me?
I could keep on smashin'
But it's the weekend and
Not beatin' dead horses.
DV, why you gonna make me do your boy like this?
ReplyDelete(Big Wayne clears his throat)
Everyone Look! Everyone Look!Why who could it be?
It's Ill Math,Oh my bad, that's just Kool Moe Dee.
Son you need a lifeguard or maybe you need a cop,
Cause that last "rhyme" equated to nothing more than a verbal belly flop.
Zero points for style, your presentation was wack,
Performace was like that garbage that I throw in the black
Can each week, not the green or the blue,
'Cause who would want to recycle that garbage that you spew?
Ill you can't fuck wit' me, Big Wayne is gifted,
How dare you accuse my lyrics of being shoplifted!
Well if the shop is my dome and the lift is this ink,
But I know that's not what you meant, you hater. You Rat Fink.
Just cuz your feeble brain can't contain the mainframe to understain that Big Wayne is here to change game,
Like all the rest, you get served and left for dead like you just got beaten by a chain gang.
I got about a million rhymes, my dome is like the abyss,
Now go on and take your best shot, Too late, you already missed.
Tell him to stop DV before his feelings get hurt.
"This verbal decapitation
ReplyDeleteBy vertebral separation
In the middle of Sahara
I make it rain like Burma" Byrdeye
My Favorite Whiteboy!!