Is This The Corniest Negro In America?

How Shaq wanna be a "cop" when he retires?

That's like wanting to be a security guard at Kinko's when you grow up.

Now he has to hear "Kobe, how my ass taste" for the rest of his life.

How smart can that be? I don't know why I am surprised. I've never met a smart cock-eyed person anyway.