CNu said...
lol,silly scripper...,
Except for a 60 day hiatus, I been a skrip club regular. Used to be some fierce entertainers up in this mug, atmosphere was friendly, and I used to love to make it rain (though I don't recommend the chia/quinoa buffet).
Wouldn't hardly call it a "school" though under any conceivable stretch of that word's possible application....,
Denmark Vesey said ...
Question?How do you deal with a nerd
who hates it here so much ...
he comes everyday?
Well it's a pastime of mine to resort to rhyme to explain this chick like phenomenon.
uh uh em ...
Denmark Vesey.
Welcome to my site.
The product of a 1,000 year blood type.
^^Uptight hermaphrodites wanna' fight.
Pork eatin' ass whipe
mad cuz my limelight extra bright.
DV hit the strip club and girls get extra hype .
CNu hit the strip club and girls get extra dyke .
DV don't hit no strip club. Game far too tight.
On any given weeknight
mornin', noon, twilight to midnight,
DV gettin' Negro minds right.
Intellectual Riot is what I incite.
Spiritual gunfights in broad daylight.
Jigaboo. Stand up and recite:
'If Denmark Vesey is wrong...
I don't want to be right'
No Anti-Semitebut I know wrong from right
know 2 lefts set up a right
know my God given rights
Denmark Vesey turn a blog into a prize fight
teach cats to fight cancer with sunlight
Get A Chick
And get their minds right
When I write by moonlight,
seems like the flow is extra tight.
Shine through my skylight like a night-lite.
A spotlight providing backlight
as I kiss my daughter goodnight
and under starlight
tell my sons tales of their ancient birthright.
Not to be a stickler but...I'm pretty sure you've used 90% of those lines before. I was really hoping for something a bit more up to date...maybe toss in a little Wyclef as Haitian President or maybe a little Basil and Tomato rhyme?
ReplyDeleteWe've heard the birthright, cancer sunlight thing before.
and this:
"DV hit the strip club and girls get extra hype ....
DV don't hit no strip club. Game far too tight."
Are you in the club or ain't you? Maybe you were sleepy? Or your wife was looking over your shoulder while you were typing? I can understand that. It's cool to just phone it in, I mean it IS Saturday night and all...
CNu hit the strip club and girls get extra dyke .
ReplyDeletelol,
His Majesty Denmark Vesey Taj Malik Bey fessing to his uptight extra dykeiness - comedy gold...,
{yawn} - that's what happens you tell an old skripper she's vain, profligate, shallow, and you've peeped all her gamey moves.
DMG, MD and US Marine
ReplyDeleteSo USED... t'taking orders
He knows nothin' 'bout creatin' memes
Like a good sheep
He counts memes in his dreams
Repetitive persistence
Is the Memes fundamental sustenance
Without it,
Like DMG in a pair crusty pants
No legs to dance, no mind to take a chance
You don't creates memes
You follow memes... soldier in a trance!
Like CNu...
Nothing, but titties and rants!
Bona fide Americant
Cybertrashtalker extraordinaire
WITHOUT A SINGLE KNOW STANCE
This dude so unknowable
Parlez-vous, Francais...
But I ain't from France,
Where techno-nerd borrowed "equality" and liberty,
With cats like me paying in advance
Nigel tryin' steal my freedom
But they livin' like ants
Plottin' dirt piles all up in the sand,
TD train daily like he fears the Sandman
And the Sandman these days be the black man
With black skin,
Ready to pop cuz he couldn't get in,
Couldn't be whitey's friend,
Like a jilted lover,
Itza fatal attraction comin' to an end,
These are the end times as CNu says,
CNu prez,
A black dude who put the mark on the black dude
The alternate hypothesis... Who says?
TD says,
The Alternate Hypothesis
The black prez and his black dead
The Alternate Hypothesis
It's comin' to a head!!!
^^Uptight hermaphrodites wanna' fight.
ReplyDeletePork eatin' ass whipe
mad cuz my limelight extra bright.
DV hit the strip club and girls get extra hype .
CNu hit the strip club and girls get extra dyke .
DV don't hit no strip club. Game far too tight.
ha!!! 2 words DV. 2 words. Blog Murder! You need to drop some audio over a beat and throw this up on Youtube! But be careful my brother these jokers have to be feds.
His Majesty Denmark Vesey Taj Malik Bey - there you go!!!
ReplyDeleteGot Farst back in here handing out Becky's hard earned wages at the rate of a dollar every half-hour, crying about Black men and the racial apocalypse and earwax posting anonymously crying about feds.
That's precisely the quality of paying customer your establishment richly deserves! (oh, and these two peasant muhfuggahs actually think you still bad as hell in your clear heeled Paul Smiths)
No "anonymous"
ReplyDeleteTHIS right here -->"...clear heeled Paul Smiths"
is Blog Murder.
And all it took was a quick flick of CNu's switch blade.
Bro Denmark V...interesting post on "yoga and natural foods." That said, wanted to toss something out there for your reaction. You state that doing yoga and natural foods.."momma would'nt need no insulin shots." Are you talking about all diabetics?? If so, please help me understand how that would help a type 1 diabetic! Type 1 is an autoimmune disease in which the body mistakenly starts to react to its pancreatic B cells as "foreign" tissues that results in dificiency or absence of insulin. So what natural food and/or exercise would help this complex autoimmune disease? Look forward to the discussion!
ReplyDeleteGee-Chee take flight
ReplyDeleteMove at the speech of enlight
For the dumb, def and no sight
Here voices say Gee-Chee the coldest cat on a blog site
Should switch up sign in as Klondike
Translate ancient scrolls into digital type
Dudes soul’s priced by Massah Card swipes
Turn a keypad into a life threatening device
Bring misfortune like four horsemen might
Don’t need to hit an “L” do that with a chessman knight
Blacker than burnt midnight
Make anthracite look Rinso white
Gee-Chee's answer to Yoga, what that look like?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TThT0etHTIw
Um Anonymous,
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't believe in the autoimmune nature of Type 1 Diabetes Mellitus...nor any other medically defined reason for human disease. You are wasting your time if you think you are going to have a discussion.
Oh, I feel ill,
ReplyDeleteLeft the black Jew out,
Should have been in...
So here, here's a lil blog addendum,
A repentance for my sin,
TD stay clean cut,
No hair found on my chiseled chinny chin chin,
Known to scare nigels... witha white-toothed grin,
Lil ill... He still growin'...
And wants to contend,
But this ain't no contest!!!
'tween boys and the men,
'Stead...
This a blog mess,
I'm your menthor, a virtual friend
Lead you towards Supremacy
And we'll never touch hands,
Got real big plans,
I make the spiders crawl...
Ill, u n my web, magne!
How u get out less u bow out?
UN2 anti-Supremacy
Aka equality
The belief of black Jews
who deny the ressurection, particularly!
Let me explain articulately,
Raising from the dead... Ill,
That's an act of Supremacy!!!
Never failing morally...
Put one at the top the hierarchy,
Buttjew anti-hierarchy,
Think silly lyrics and greenbacks setjew apart
We white boys call that illmalarkey...
Gee muthafuckin"Chee! Ill dude....ill
ReplyDeleteThordaddy What are you a putz? Faschnickin maybe? Your makin' me Verklept. Schartzey power!
ReplyDelete"No hair found on my chiseled chinny chin chin,
Known to scare nigels... witha white-toothed grin,"
Not at all I think my white brethren have great grins... doesn't scare me. I think it's nice. I think most brothers agree a nice smile from an old white guy is fine with them. In fact, coming from the W (pool party) yesterday I met up with an old white dude...had every piece of Jazz and Blues one could imagine..stacked to the ceiling. We cracked open a nice bottle of Cabernet while he, my homegirl a few others and rapped with dude and listened to some Roland Kirk... Good times. White toothed grins work for me.
I'd like to address other parts of your rhyme but it's so verbosely inaccurate I'd confidently venture to say that you're delusional. So I wouldn't know where to start It's almost satircal. When you wrote about having me "in your web", I knew that in that moment, if I had a thought, I'd ruin the humor of it all... so I just paused my mind, and let it sink in... hilarious.. almost like a character *wink wink I like your grit tho Doormatty. you're like that street corner bum in another world re living the days of yesteryear. Still at it still believin. I don't feel like flowin' tho sorry DV I know you're chiding me
And on another note (speaking as if to a baby) somebody is battling out of character
[quote]DV hit the strip club and girls get extra hype .
ReplyDeleteCNu hit the strip club and girls get extra dyke .[/quote]
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You mean as much as this Negro been hating on me for the ATL's "Magic City" now he has the flava for putting some Georges, Abes, Alexanders and Andrews into some G-strings in da club in KC?