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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Denmark Vesey Presents "So You Think You Got Lyrics"

Ill Math said...
DV
Illmath is Menelik Solomon Apollo and Ottamans
the Zulu and the Sihks with not bit of charlaton. I
m the King the Court and the Peasantry
Im an atom AS SOON AS U LOOK YOU CANT MEASURE me.
Homie Im the Essence of Essence,
The Truth of the matter.
Matter of fact I matter more than matter.
I embody the "it" factor.
My spit like firewater.
Yo spit like graham crackers.
ME white tees
YOU tight shirts. Searsucker shorts pointy shoes and a "man purse"
That made your lips purse
but it could get worse.
So u better Make Like mercury
When Im close.. Disperse.
Im like a itch first
then can turn to Hurt
even worse
I can put suckas underground like an earthworm
I can come from the shoulders like a bitch's purse
but I'd rather come from the dome like pittsburg.

UBM shoulda been in Shalomar
or the middle brother who decided to quit Debarge
cuz he wanted the lyrics deeper and play the acoustic guitar.
He said fuck the glitter pants he was gonna be large
He unslicked his baby hair headed for new york
He did well as a writer
but ubm is a dreamer
cuz he like el and chico at heart were truly singers.
Cnu and Sub went to the club
the both dance like Byrdeye
but think they can "cut a rug"
made a plan that tonight they would pose as thugs
so this time they can get hugs froms the guh's (girls).
They promised not to discuss the accuracy of atomic clocks
how if you go fast enough theorectically make time stop
instead
they would talk about the running man and kid and play
In their head they knew if they did "the wop" and get some play.

CNu said ...
illy mathematical
sounding more dramatical
than a homothug hustler
on a provincetown sabbatical

pipecock own you son?
baking ditchweed by the ton
talking bout kid'n'play?
dayyum that shit was gay.

Put the pipe down yo.
mind movin so slow.
remind me of a mahndisa
and thordaddy show..,

better ack like you know
temptin CNu to flow
like prof. skip gates
vs. Sgt Jim Crow..,

you know how I do
CNu straight tactical
game, set, and match
zero sum, hella practical

cumtess me bwoi?
y'mama soon be cryin
giving you wack rhymes
she know who you tryin?

run along now son
you done had y'fun
lit up by CNu
there can be only one...,
Thordaddy said...
Oh oh, it's gettin' naaasty in here,
With C Nulance and his stank ass up n here...
All these blacks suckas
stuck up in thur bubbles,
Phantom fightin' white boys by the single and doubles.

And yeah they winnin',
Or so they think...
But if you look real closely at the digital ink,
You'll see that Nulance spews all kind of stink...
Cuz at the end of day,
When knuckles start flyin'
And homeys start dyin'
Will Nulance take credit for all his pathological lyin'?

72 comments:

  1. I'm rolling with Big Wayne.

    " Figuring six times by 25 and 7 times I soon will,
    My math is on its death bed. Your math is just ill.

    Seasick, homesick maybe its got VD
    From hanging with Byrdeye and that third guy of the 5 guys from that Queer Eye show on DV."

    LMAO. That was hot.

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  2. "k gamers were building stonehenge when k gamers built pyramids"


    Exactly! Lolz

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  3. "If my lyrics were like curse words then the first verbs would be the worst words that you've heard
    since May 1st in the grade first when you thought things were way worse."

    THEN DEMONSTRATES MAD SWAG ON TOP OF IT??

    (Big Wayne drops the mic and walks off stage)


    I VOTE BIG WAYNE!!

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  4. Soteria and Sick Witit...respect.

    Y'all know lyrics.

    DV,

    The people are speaking. There's no real comp here. You're my biggest foe. After it's official later on today, you and I might have to get down. I hope you saved something for your boy. You're gonna need it. ;)

    Big Wayne

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  5. First of all that is a lil wayne line ... I gotta go wit Illmath every line was ..ill.. Wayne stop voting for yourself. You're disqualified for biting!!

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  6. I gotta say Illmath...

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  7. Illmath says: In my defense I was battling one person..Turdpie... if it was a general battle joint I wouldnt have used Nigga and bitch to refer to my brothas here at denmark vesey.net but If you put it in context of me battling a jew hating whiteboy.. its truly sincerely and honestly not a contest "Ill Zi on the pe on" to use the very.. nevermind.. seriously think about the implication of me comparing an actual lemon to a lemonhead.. What the fuck this aint playschool rap DV!!! This is hip hop!! I don't want to hate big wayne but chris rock drops his mic down after a comedy show so Id have to say it was apropo.. birdlie your irrelevant.. nigga u worse than vanilla ice. lol... corny ass nigga.. DV dont play cuzin lets move on so I can give you your last dose of medicine. Give me my Basqiuat crown!

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  8. Check this out, DV.

    I'm so hot, that these losers just can't accept defeat, and make wildly false accusations that my lyrics must have been written by a multi-platinum selling artist, who you call, "The Best Poet Alive" .

    Truly, Big Wayne is flattered.

    Anybody accusing Big Wayne of biting or stealing lyrics, site your source. Show me anywhere on this planet where my lyrics have already been spit....by ANYONE!

    You can't.

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  9. Ill Math look like Marlo
    More like broke ass Detroit - 'wit a car show
    Young buck on the block tryin' to take J's crown
    I'm the String of this shit
    So Muthafuckas sit down
    I pimp glasses in the courts
    Keep the .40 at the fort
    Keep the facade legit so I skip all the drama
    Niggaz best to hope they ain't got a fine ass baby mama
    Turn this dope game of sorts
    Make it like Sabotka's ports
    Denmark sprang from me
    Don't believe me ask around
    Read up on "Bright Lights"
    And that flashback sound

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  10. ILLMATHsays:State of.. get your weight up and your heart rate up hater
    before you step to a first rater Im like the LA raiders playas in the 80s when bradley was mayor
    and for the nay sayers smell the air near my rear

    Dont have time wayne but that line is very similar to the "my blank is on it's deathbed yours is just ill" Dont have to argue u know it's true wayne u know the line baby dont be like that...

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  11. Ill you can't fuck wit' me, Big Wayne is gifted,
    How dare you accuse my lyrics of being shoplifted!
    Well if the shop is my dome and the lift is this ink,
    But I know that's not what you meant, you hater. You Rat Fink.
    I got like a million rhymes, my dome is like the abyss.
    Now go on and take your best shot. Too late.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    You already missed.

    -The Big not the Lil

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  12. The Doc aka "Coming up it never mattered what color you was, if you could spit then you could spit, that's it, that's what it was..."Aug 9, 2009, 7:01:00 PM

    A'ight, guess I gotta be devil's advocate here, and address the eminem colored elephant in the room.

    Damn, Byrdeye went in on yall nuckas.

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  13. ILLY mac milly get silly on a hillbillyAug 10, 2009, 10:37:00 AM

    BYRD

    Byrdeye is fat
    he has to wear a hat
    He's bald
    cup a coffee is on his stomach
    Cuz is stomach is his lap
    He's lonely impotent completely obsessed with Blacks
    only he thinks he's omnipotent
    omnipotence? The beginning of what he lacks
    his on and off boyfriend told him he had to shave his back.
    He said he looked like a Silverback and won't be back to hit him from the back
    Byrd's a weenie
    another more miserable george Sodini

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  14. IllmathividualmiracleAug 10, 2009, 10:44:00 AM

    BIG WAYNE
    Big Wayne no disdain magne
    but this is the gameplan
    either battle or walk the plank
    Bang
    or a splash all the same thang
    Come and get yo bell rang
    little ponies
    can't hang with the mustangs
    ME three words: acertain reighn and attain
    YOU: same lame dame
    Es Mi via tu entiendes Wayne?
    mejo' estoy poder rompir tu espiritu
    if I get at chu.
    That would be the minimal
    Im seminal with my attributes.
    semenole in my family roots
    pivotal with every move I make then Im on to my next pursuit
    in general Im a captain dude.
    Actually Im gon' call a truce Ill don't wanna induce you into something in which you are bound to lose cuz I'd premanently relegated you into a sour mood. And honestly my dude it's something that Im not tryin' to do.
    As long as you understand Im# 1
    and number two
    goes to whomever the fuck I want it to
    whoever ILL decide to chose...

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  15. DV
    Illmath is Menelik Solomon Apollo and Ottamans
    the Zulu and the Sihks with not bit of charlaton. I
    m the King the Court and the Peasantry
    Im an atom AS SOON AS U LOOK YOU CANT MEASURE me.
    Homie Im the Essence of Essence,
    The Truth of the matter.
    Matter of fact I matter more than matter.
    I embody the "it" factor.
    My spit like firewater.
    Yo spit like graham crackers.
    ME white tees
    YOU tight shirts. Searsucker shorts pointy shoes and a "man purse"
    That made your lips purse
    but it could get worse.
    So u better Make Like mercury
    When Im close.. Disperse.
    Im like a itch first
    then can turn to Hurt
    even worse
    I can put suckas underground like an earthworm
    I can come from the shoulders like a bitch's purse
    but I'd rather come from the dome like pittsburg.

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  16. Cnu and Sub went to the club
    the both dance like Byrdeye
    but think they can "cut a rug"
    made a plan that tonight they would pose as thugs
    so this time they can get hugs froms the guh's (girls).
    They promised not to discuss the accuracy of atomic clocks
    how if you go fast enough theorectically make time stop
    instead
    they would talk about the running man and kid and play
    In their head they knew if they did "the wop" and get some play.

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  17. UBM

    UBM shoulda been in Shalomar
    or the middle brother who decided to quit Debarge
    cuz he wanted the lyrics deeper and play the acoustic guitar.
    He said fuck the glitter pants he was gonna be large
    He unslicked his baby hair headed for new york
    He did well as a writer
    but ubm is a dreamer
    cuz he like el and chico at heart were truly singers.

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  18. The only difference between my nigga Ock from the block is Ock wears sneakers
    Doc wears socks with his crocs
    Doc make em pop pills
    Ock make em smoke rocks
    Both got shots
    Ock got two in the hip
    Doc got shots in his kit


    Disclaimer all rhymes are said in good natured jest. I hope not to offend anyone or hurt their feelings. Even you Turdeye.

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  19. Damn Ill went in on all a ya'll!!!! LOL

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  20. UBM

    "cuz he like el and chico at heart were truly singers".

    The implication is that he is a Debarge brother not that he "likes" El and Chico. Not a homosexual reference. What a difference a comma makes. Maybe I should punctuate. You know what as a matter of act Illmath is done battiling. For me it's not positive. I tried to make it positive and lighthearted (I pretty much complimented everyone, Cnu and Sub we're smart UBM is a pretty boy etc.) but the truth is battling, Bagging and playing the dozens is destructive. I ve done it plenty of times and I respect the craft but honestly unless I have some issue with that individual or Im taken over by some alpha male aggression Im done wit it Potna' That's not where Illmath is going anymore. It was fun but Peace and Love

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  21. "cuttin a rug"?

    seriously.....?

    I can see it now;

    "mama"

    "yes baby"

    you know a word

    sound like thug?


    baby,

    mama cain't hear you

    shoutin from her basement!

    come upstairs honey,

    mama hep you

    write a new rhyme

    for your little blog friends


    on my way mama...,

    illy mathematical
    sounding more dramatical
    than a homothug hustler
    on a provincetown sabbatical

    pipecock own you son?
    baking ditchweed by the ton
    talking bout kid'n'play?
    dayyum that shit was gay.

    Put the pipe down yo.
    mind movin so slow.
    remind me of a mahndisa
    and thordaddy show..,

    better ack like you know
    temptin CNu to flow
    like prof. skip gates
    vs. Sgt Jim Crow..,

    you know how I do
    CNu straight tactical
    game, set, and match
    zero sum, hella practical

    cumtess me bwoi?
    y'mama soon be cryin
    giving you wack rhymes
    she know who you tryin?

    run along now son
    you done had y'fun
    lit up by CNu
    there can be only one...,

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  22. Doc
    Much respect... You've probably saved many a life but because of hip hop :) I went hard on you. But the truth is, what you do is noteworthy and respectable (no matter the motivation) and comparing you with "Ock from the block" was unfair. Maybe it was'nt hip hop maybe it was "Mavericism" either way Illmath could validly be proved wrong.

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  23. Oh wow... Ok I didn't know you had it in you Cnu I felt like I was bullying you guys...LMAO! Aight... Maybe that Alpha male aggression may rear it head. I literally wrote that rhymes in 60 seconds with the intention of not hurting nobody. I still won't but I may go hard but Im frying some chicken right now. Or I may just retire with the belt.

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  24. Oh wow... Ok I didn't know you had it in you Cnu I felt like I was bullying you guys...LMAO! Aight... Maybe that Alpha male aggression may rear it head. I literally wrote that rhymes in 60 seconds with the intention of not hurting nobody. I still won't but I may go hard but Im frying some chicken right now. Or I may just retire with the belt.

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  25. Damn I feel like Jay z being forced out of retirement... (sigh) Amateurs..

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  26. Im proud of you Cnu! Pretty ill but not ill enough to respond to. You proved yourself but Im a little bit too ahead of you my brotha. I actually stand by my previous declaration to retire from the game. It ain't me no more ya'll...(sigh) it just ain't me.

    Ps. yeah I know, lots of typos up there.

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  27. Oh snap Dv why you gotta put up that pic?... Hilarious! I actually was inferring that he coulda' replaced Howard Hewitt because all of the lead singers were light skinned. Im actually laughing out loud. Damn ya'll I gotta go.

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  28. I still won't but I may go hard but Im frying some chicken right now. Or I may just retire with the belt.

    rotflmbao...,

    illy sweatin over a hot plate in the basement...,

    saggy draws,

    handkerchief on head,

    little frilly apron.

    MAMA!!!

    CNu stepped to me!!!


    boy,

    you better stop playin witcho lil blog friends..,

    finish fryin up mamas chicken!

    mama hongry!!!


    but Mama!!!

    CNu on the mic,

    an I'm gettin schooled!!!


    don't make me take off my belt boy!!!

    mama at the dinner table

    and you got work to do,

    layin up in my house rent free.

    finish cookin my dam chicken!!!

    tell yo lil friends you busy

    go play with them later

    after you finish taking care of important biznis!

    and run the vaccuum cleaner too,

    w'cho lazy self...,

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  29. She couldn't believe it
    Even see or measure it
    A nigga hung like an atom
    Until he peed out of it
    All that swagger like
    "I matter more than matter"
    Don't matter when the truth
    Comes out in the showers
    So don't get this twisted
    Only one dat nigga
    You can't retire bitch
    When you just got fired.

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  31. Oh oh, it's gettin' naaasty in here,
    With C Nulance and his stank ass up n here...
    All these blacks suckas
    stuck up in thur bubbles,
    Phantom fightin' white boys by the single and doubles.
    And yeah they winnin',
    Or so they think...
    But if you look real closely at the digital ink,
    You'll see that Nulance spews all kind of stink...
    Cuz at the end of day,
    When knuckles start flyin'
    And homeys start dyin'
    Will Nulance take credit for all his pathological lyin'?
    Aug 10, 2009 7:58:00 PM

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  32. Homie Im the Essence of Essence, The Truth of the matter.
    Matter of fact I matter more than matter.


    Battle. Over.

    Damn that's hot...

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  33. Dang Nulance...
    Must I be more provocative...
    Call you uh ho,
    And say your thoughts are like laxatives...

    So Nulance...
    ARE.YOU.AUTONOMOUS???
    Cuz back here, you look hippopotamus
    And when we add the dogs on the back of your dome...
    You look like hippopotamus with mommy at home...

    And if your mamma has passed,
    Send my condolences...
    But thanks to your mamma,
    We got us, "Devourer of Resources"

    Cuz if Nulance is chubby,
    Then make no mistake...
    With this calculation...
    He's ripe for the take,
    Like a pig on the roast,
    He'll feed a family of eight...

    But wait But wait,
    We can create a better fate,
    We'll call it a meme and say what it means...
    This is the battle my friends between Nulance and me...

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  34. Yo DMG...
    Why you so sour...
    Got to come here AND get schooled by the hour...

    Didn't even pay for all that good teachin'...
    But now here you are all hollern' and screachin'...

    You say it's no fair, "DV took so much time...
    "Fillin' my head with reason and rhyme..."

    So why my Stan Y.R.U. sooo rigid...
    Like a four foot two 200 hundred pound midget...

    And if you think you got punked,
    Then answer me this...
    Whatsa nucka expect when he throw out the diss...

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  35. Man DV,
    WHAT.HAVE.U.DONE.TO.ME.

    Jerked on my ego,
    Then I went ergo,
    We must call us out anutha ho...

    He's like a hook in my eye...
    Calls me a racist...
    This "non-black" nigel with homeostasis...

    He's got fantasies of white women,
    And likes to smoke swishers,
    He African warlord,
    Dictator Fisher...

    Yeah, yeah... this cat wants to battle,
    Sees homeys like me bein' herded like cattle...

    So whazzup Fish,
    Got some rhymes in your bowl,
    Can you give me a wish...
    And flop out of your hole...

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  36. I save my last for best,
    Cuz that's how I dooz it,
    Keep it simple and crippling,
    I.THOUGHT.THAT.U.NU.THIS.

    They call him UBM of MBU,
    Make Believe Uncle and son of a jew...

    Whew we...
    that's what THEY say
    Your brothers in arms...
    Just a bullet a way...

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  37. "A nigga hung like an atom
    Until he peed out of it"

    Hilarious.

    Cnu your killing me... sweatin over a hotplate huh? Your imagery is riotous

    Thorbaby even went hard on DMG

    DMG's picture hysterical...I guess everything is funny todamnday..

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  38. All in good fun Illy..,

    thanks for calling me out to play.

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  39. Man DV - WHAT.HAVE.U.DONE.TO.ME.

    rotflmbao..,

    He turned you out trick.

    I know you don't know him Josh
    but let's try to picture your father
    you think farce'daddy know
    his girl turned out a little ho
    puttin on a show
    for the brothas on the flo?

    spread it
    shake it
    work it girl
    down there on your knees
    can I get a dollar?
    please big Blackman please?

    youze a whooty,
    thordaddy's clappin booty
    youze a whooty
    thordaddy's clappin booty

    hell hath no fury
    like a trailer becky scorned
    keep phukkin with the bull though
    you bout to get the horns
    spreadin out the pink
    dayyum girl summin shodoo stink
    bitch blazin up the ink
    tryin'a ack like you can think

    youze a whooty,
    thordaddy's clappin booty
    youze a whooty
    thordaddy's clappin booty

    tryin hard to get with'em
    fakin white girl rhythm
    stankin up the place
    runny sores on your face
    DV's girl josh.so.di.ni
    with that greasy.nasty.pini
    please baby please
    leave on yo skidmark bikini

    youze a whooty,
    thordaddy's clappin booty
    youze a whooty
    thordaddy's clappin booty

    you like dem boys in da back
    (youze a whooty whooty)
    you want to hang back stage
    (youze a whooty whooty)
    you like Big Man and TGC
    (youze a whooty a whooty)
    Submariner and DMG
    (youze a whooty whooty)
    got Denmark picture on your wall
    and CNu picture in your draws...,

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  40. Oh shit, Thordaddy-o
    Hijackin the raddio!
    This DV.net, fool,
    not “Africa Addio.”

    Let the bruthas do the swingin.
    You be the caddy, yo.
    Let the niggas do the mackin.
    Go pretend like Fabio.

    All up on DV
    Like you need a little huggin.
    Calling out CNu
    Like yo asshole needs pluggin.

    Fuckin with Fish
    Like you know how to fight.
    Fuckin with me
    Like yo mom did last night!

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  41. Oh looky looky
    It's Nulance wit tha hot dogs
    And Mills wit tha cookies
    Two fat busters named
    chubby and mini-chubby-me
    Try to clown on thordaddy
    But it will not be
    Cuz you see that both you fools are soft and flabby
    Dreamin' of Thor bein' yur daddy.

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  42. Mills...
    Y.U.ALWAYS.ASK... for special spankins'
    Talk bout my moms
    When ya really just spankin'
    Now get in a rhythm and burn you sum fat
    Next time buster, you goin' go flat

    Line in the sand drawed by sandman
    You know of this man
    He ain't yur caddy
    He's yur clubber
    Man use his fist to take off yur blubber
    You can call him thordaddy

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  43. Yeah Nulance
    You down in my pants
    Ate something wretched
    But I gave you a chance
    To cling to my undies before yur disposal
    You smelly piece of mud, I have a proposal
    I wrap you real tightly
    But handle you real lightly
    And take this glob of poo
    Who on yur account is really you
    And put you where we put things unsightly...

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  44. ^ Frontin up a storm like Stormfront.
    And wonderin why dudes be callin him "cunt."

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  45. I'm the chip knocker offer
    Head first into the sternum officer
    Talkin all that shit
    and jive talkin and I just listen
    Newport smokin jokers
    put my hands around they neck and chokem
    Dude jump up off the ground screamin, I'm a cop, I'm a cop
    Right after he just got dropped
    My boy thordaddys on point, you'all better listen
    Don't think we ain't out here payin attention
    All that jive talkin aint gettin you know where
    Speak proper english and you might have a chance
    Cause next time it just might be you in a trance...

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  46. Oh looky looky

    seriously?!?!

    Denmark Vesey, you madcap - you really gonna havta upgrade your wigger quality magne.

    On the serious tip thought, is it just me - or did your boy Byrdeye make a thinly veiled threat of violence - backing up his conjugal cootchie Joshelyn So.di.ni?

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  47. On the knuckles chuckles
    brought these pinpoint shots to buckles, all you bird walkin busters
    You fools better get a grip, talkin all that shit
    I'm just me you see, ready to rumble at the drop of a hat
    Split cheekbones with a whip of my whip
    Blows come straight from my hip
    Your english goes in one ear out the other
    Wait for you to finish
    Split wigs and then hover
    Puttin more pressure on your brother, your cousin and mother
    You see its just me
    Waitin in the wings for a chance to be me

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  48. I really can't rap, damn sho' don't sing
    No fly whip, no gleaming pinkie ring
    But I do enjoy a debate
    And I relish the hate
    Why? Cause darkness flees light
    And I try to keep mine bright
    Cats flinging insults, cracking jokes
    Pushing these theories wacker than generic smokes
    Man, I just stay calm, blood flowing polar
    Y'all cat's heated, mindset solar
    Round and Round we go, jousting and woofing
    Eventually the simple-minded goin' start hoofing


    You fellas have been blessed with my first attempt at rap. Enjoy it.

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  49. Dang, dude got an avatar
    A constipated baby
    Nah, scratch that
    Toddler got rat-coon rabies
    All dats missin'
    Is foam in da mouf
    All dats missin'
    Is bone in da mouf
    Courtesy of ms. George Sodini
    Radical autonomist
    Mr. Craig Houdini

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  50. Mills mills
    Here's sum pills
    One for da fat
    One for da chills...
    Tired of seein' yur belly shakin'

    Slap

    Boy!

    Put down the bacon!

    Daddy says...

    Why?

    Cuz, you fat and childless
    Overall..., sloppy mess
    Can you get wit my plan
    To make you Man
    Then don't hate hater,
    Just be a fan

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  51. Can you get wit my plan
    To make you Man


    I knew it was a closet frank-n-furtur packed up in'nis muhphuggah!

    It was only a matter of time before it had to come out...,

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  52. Dang doo
    Got willy on the brain
    Willy on the chin
    And Willie in the den

    Will E.Survive
    Is the name of game
    Passin' genes
    Creatn' memes

    And you got willy on the brain
    Intellectual rat
    Wiff friends like Jackie, Kelly and Pat
    Dude don't know wich way to turn
    Got willy on the brain
    Got Willie in the urn...

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  53. DV
    Sorry for all dis keelln'
    Dopamine hegemony
    Can't be cheelln'
    Sum will say it's an internet lynchn'
    Sum will say itzall bout tension
    Sum will say it caught DV flinchn'
    crackheads itchn'
    hoodrats snitchn'

    Nigels can make of it what thaaay will
    Will he will you and give you the pill
    Have I given a dose of my diabolical lyrics
    Have I given a dose so nigels can hear it???

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  54. My boy thordaddy tearin shit up
    Whatch'yall gots to say
    With a one two fools can't even play
    Caught you fools slippin
    Probly on the block sippin
    Waitin for a CVS door to kick in

    These fools gettin mad as hell
    Probly send another loud mouth out from tha cell
    Since yall cant step better pick on eachother
    Whats new these fools sell out thay own mother
    Ha Ha funny funny
    Ive punkd out enough of you fools like a hat and a bunny

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  55. CNu you smell like poo
    I got a singular global little brew
    I don't run, I fight
    Like I said befo, you probly just didnt like
    You talkin crickets, tumbleweed and reacharounds
    I'm talkin diggin deep, late nights and ringarounds
    You betta be on your pees and quezz
    Cause when we meet Im goin to unleash that brew
    Dont sweat it doe
    Youz just a shit talkin ho
    You think by actin arogant Im sposed to be fazed
    Ill have your busta ass thinkin your in a maze
    They call me the white light
    bout to see me center stage
    Be nice Ill thro a couple dollaz your way

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  56. Reach around, crickets and tumbleweeds,
    just the needs I need to give u what u need
    A psychological slashn'
    Half yur brain all smashd in,
    other half still slimy and clickn
    tumbleweeds, reach arounds and crickets...

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  57. Probly on the block sippin
    Waitin for a CVS door to kick in


    lol

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  58. Ho daddy
    Thatza dis-picable imitation
    Ho daddy
    Gottsum pathetic limitation
    Ho daddy
    Livin' n my alien nation
    Ho daddy
    Do you feelz the sensation
    Ho daddy
    Of yur blood and its cessation
    Ho daddy
    Frozen n yur tracks
    Ho daddy
    Slip between the cracks
    Ho daddy
    Swept underneath the rug
    Ho daddy
    Ur time n hur is done.

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  59. Oh looky looky
    It's Nulance wit tha hot dogs
    And Mills wit tha cookies
    Two fat busters named
    chubby and mini-chubby-me
    Try to clown on thordaddy
    But it will not be
    Cuz you see that both you fools are soft and flabby
    Dreamin' of Thor bein' yur daddy.


    Dam, dat shit was hotter than fiyah!
    Listen to this wide-eyed prophet
    Burnin g's like white phosphorus
    Rainmaking pain like down in Gaza
    Fair-skinned warfare is never fair
    To niggas livin shorter and less than prosperous
    Colonialist hip-hop takin over this game
    Naw fuck that shit, this game is OVER!

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  60. Yeah magne...
    Ain't that the story
    We do like Dupont
    We givn' rap glory
    Takn' what nuckas do
    And makn' it better
    Doin' what nuckas do
    And stealn' thur cheddar
    You know thazza the meme
    That never gets tired
    You know thazza meme
    That set nuckas on fire...

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  61. Another truth about whiteboys is laid out.
    Famous for jumpin on shit after it’s played out.
    Still tryin to put on a show after the fadeout.
    Come the fuck on, DV: Break the Raid out.

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  62. Nipsey Muuuhammad
    Sounzz like jihadist
    Ain't caught my illness
    Itz DOPE-A-MEAN
    HEG-EE-MON-IST
    And I'll be honest
    Itz Y.U. lose
    And Y.I. win
    And when I win
    Itz Y.U. snooze...

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  63. Nipsey I got somthin fo ya
    Youz a succa waitin in the wings so Bill Clinton can f__k ya

    Talkin all that trash
    Actin like King Tut with a rash
    Makin your peeps look like fools
    Nipsy Muuuhammad is a straight up tool

    Played out is your last name
    Act like we scared you went insane
    Another chump with his handout
    Prayin to Allah for a way out

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  64. When Tupac got popped
    It was like Mandela unlocked
    As post-apartheid Zimbabwe
    Freed by Mugabe..
    Now hip-hop can be repo'd
    By its White minority
    Denied ownership for years
    Due to Black fears of
    Takeover by superiority
    Pumpin' the brakes on
    Sick MCs like Thordaddy
    Lest these wiggas rise
    And overtake the majority
    But Obama promised change
    To rearrange the world order
    And like Hannibal the Cannibal
    He took-out and de-livered
    Land back to these wiggers!

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  65. Now hip-hop can be repo'd
    By its White minority
    Denied ownership for years
    Due to Black fears of
    Takeover by superiority


    White boyz live fantasies
    Blame their failures on niggas, Please
    Pale faces been flowing
    Rap stars always hoeing
    Talking 'bout we kept y'all out
    Check the boardroom, who got clout
    Nah, it was your white brothers
    Who wouldn't claim you or your mother
    Look around this stolen land
    You really think whiteboyz can't be The Man
    That's a laughable notion
    Must be good kush y'all smokin'
    Cause from my vantage point I see
    Nothing but space and opportunity
    Get off your butt and make move
    Stop trying to be internet smooth
    Yapping and whining is for lames
    Create change, then get a dame
    DV got y'all feeling safe and secure
    Don't you know he think y'all impure?
    Homie claims the Original Man
    Y'all just here to tap and Mantan

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  66. Big Man that was so gay
    I bet you swing both ways
    Usein pyscological projection
    Like your girlfriend does wit no objections
    Got g's on etrade, got some time to spare
    Makin busters like you comptoniplate your role, helpin you dig yourself out that hole, get you a roll
    Fix yo hair, straigtin yourself up, order to battle you have to suck it up
    Before you come back get some practice
    You can't even step to thordaddy, me or backstreet
    Whatch you goin to do when you cant breath
    Got this whiteboy hovering over you like in a bad dream?
    Its nasty where I come from
    Dont play dumb
    You know dang well who still number #1
    You know you aint ready
    So get you a girlfriend settle down and go steady

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  67. First off homie, I got a wife
    That means I commited for life
    Miss me with all that gay talk
    Projecting cause you sashay, not walk
    My hair is close to my dome
    Cropped and named after the Big Man of Rome
    But, I used to rock locs like Marley
    Like a John and Jesus party
    You right, I can't step to the White Boy crew
    Y'all some needy dudes, and my wife is my boo
    I just tried out the game of rhyme
    Something to pass the time
    Till I leave this cubicle
    Get home to my family
    Life is beautiful.

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  68. Lil' man
    Come on, bra
    Don't think thorDADDY mean sumpn'
    4 deep
    Delivered da last one for nuttin'
    Thatsa old school healthcare 
    Faith in God
    Steely nerves
    Never being scared
    Ain't never blamed a nucka either
    Must be hangin' wit busters like tha clowns n Seether.
    Gotta find ya sum ole stock
    Real white boys chiseled, dieseled 
    Carved from rock
    The fantasy swirlin' n yo brain
    That white man corrupt, half dead 
    And feeling pain
    Self-fulfilling prophecy
    Contradicts what you see
    In the evidence you call Mr. Thor.Daddy.

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  69. Caught you fools slippin
    Probly on the block sippin
    Waitin for a CVS door to kick in

    http://weblog.signonsandiego.com/news/breaking/2009/08/cvs_robbed_in_san_diego.html

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